Quote Originally Posted by mcatdog
Have you guys ever noticed that NO ONE thinks they're a horrible driver? My car battery died this week and it's died enough times that I decided to get a new one instead of just jumping it, so my friend gave me a ride to Auto Zone which is like 10 minutes away on the freeway. I thought I was gonna die. He was swerving from lane to lane without even checking if anyone was there, and looking at me instead of concentrating on the road, basically he was one of the worst drivers I've ever seen. At one point someone else cut him off and he complained about what an idiot the guy was. I could barely keep myself from laughing.

Mcat's theorem: 95% of drivers think they're better than 95% of other drivers.

I'm not sure which activities this theorem applies to other than driving, if any.
It really depends on your definition of a good driver.
Most woman think guys like me are bad drivers because I am aggressive and I don't drive the speed limit.

My definition of a bad driver:
- someone who is scared to get behind the wheel of a car;
- someone who hits their breaks while merging onto a freeway;
- someone who can't talk on a cellphone and drive straight;
- someone who drives in the left lane at the same rate of speed as everyone in the right lane etc...

I think 95% of drivers fall into this category, so, in my opinion, I am better than 95% of the drivers out there.