spind_md's NBOC story sort of reminded me of one about my brother.

My family went to Mexico for vacation on year and my brother somehow accidently ingested some of their water near the end of the trip. Everyone knows what happens when you do this.

So my family is waiting in the airport for the plane to arrive and my brother gets hit by a vicious attack of the shits. So he goes and makes camp in the bathroom and doesn't come out for about a half an hour. The whole time he was in there guys would come out of the bathroom obviously disgusted with what he was cooking up in there.

The best part was when he emerged from the bathroom he found everyone in that waiting area of the airport had basically pressed themselves up against the wall opposite of the bathroom. It was so bad that no one was even sitting in the seats on the half of the room that was closest to the bathroom.

I felt kinda sorry for him since he was kind of a quiet guy back then. The look on his face as he saw everyone looking at him as if to say, "So you were the one," was priceless.