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  1. 02-20-2007 02:50 AM #76
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    One time someone is going to get drunk and not on purposely make so many typing errors.

    This, or maybe I am one of a rare breed who can still use a keyboard when drunk.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dwarfman
    This, or maybe I am one of a rare breed who can still use a keyboard when drunk.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Galapogos
    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
    wtf? hot chicks have lots of hot friends, what are you guys talking about
    Uh oh... Gabe you may need to re-evaluate your definition of a "hot chick".
    I really don't know what you're talking about. I have to go with Gabe on this. Hot girls usually have hot friends. You're thinking about the kinda nerdish hot chicks. They typically have busted friends. In general though, hot girls hang out with other hot girls so they can all be jealous of their respective hotness.
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    hot chicks hang out with ugly chicks to increase their hot levels.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dwarfman
    One time someone is going to get drunk and not on purposely make so many typing errors.

    This, or maybe I am one of a rare breed who can still use a keyboard when drunk.
    Usually when I'm drunk, I'm aware enough to use the backspace button to fix my typos (because I'm anal like that). It'll take me forever, but it's usually good in the end. I think this was one of those rare times when I couldn't do that. It was my birthday!

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    hot chicks hang out with ugly chicks to increase their hot levels.
    Going to clubs with other hot girls is more fun than going to clubs with ugly girls.
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  10. 02-20-2007 07:07 PM #85
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    groups of hot girls typically have one duff, but Im with gabe and dnuts, the average hot chicks freind is also a hot chick.
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    Ok guys, regarding the hot girls with or without hot friends I think we can leave that one as agree to disagree.

    But think about this: How many hot girls have a hot virgin friend at age 21+ that they are pimping out to some guy they know? Something in that equation is very very wrong. Either this friend is not hot, not a virgin, or she's a man baybee!!


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    She's only 19 I think. She's way hotter than I am. And I have no idea why she's a virgin, I didn't ask that many questions.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Galapogos
    How many hot girls have a hot virgin friend at age 21+ that they are pimping out to some guy they know?
    i agree with that.

    BUT, i was the one who first sent a message to her friend. i did it to make courtie jealous.
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    I bet this thread eventually ends up in deletion. And I will be the deletor.
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    I was stalking a hot asian girl with bigred the other day on facebook. I guess I like asian girls.
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    does minh also like asian girls? if so, we can have some fun fo sho
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    Quote Originally Posted by Triptan3s
    I'm the assistant stalker
    the assistant to the stalker.

    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    btw, this thread is so very useless without pics.
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    why do you want a minh thong pic? i thought most asian girls don't have good asses.
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    Quote Originally Posted by courtiebee
    why do you want a minh thong pic? i thought most asian girls don't have good asses.
    There are exceptions. You, for example. And Thai girls.
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    Quote Originally Posted by courtiebee
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    courtie gee, where's the photo of you wearing the signed FTR thong?
    two more months! i'll have it in april, i promise
    AHEM.

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    lol k, gimme a couple days to make it avatar-sized.

    You're all going to be vastly disappointed with this one, it's not gonna be anything like the other ones I did, haha.
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    Two versions would be great. One with you modeling it, of course. And the other, a close-up so the signatures are clearly legible.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Xianti
    Two versions would be great. One with you modeling it, of course. And the other, a close-up so the signatures are clearly legible.
    i don't know what a signature is, but would like to see
    please post pics
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    I completely disagree with hot girls have hot friends. Most hot girls have ugly friends, at least from my experience. However, I'm open to the fact that may not be true, but it makes sense for me.
    1. A lot of hotties are sick of guys macking on them, ugly girls in a group help reduce that.
    2. They look better by comparison
    3. Ugly girls have guys go up to them to get to the hot girl, so they feel the satisfaction of it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by IowaSkinsFan
    I completely disagree with hot girls have hot friends. Most hot girls have ugly friends, at least from my experience. However, I'm open to the fact that may not be true, but it makes sense for me.
    1. A lot of hotties are sick of guys macking on them, ugly girls in a group help reduce that.
    2. They look better by comparison
    3. Ugly girls have guys go up to them to get to the hot girl, so they feel the satisfaction of it.
    I think youre a dork, dorky hot girls normally have dorky freinds who by and large are uggos. If the only hot girls you encounter are dorks, then all the hot girls freinds that you encounter are therefore ugly. This isnt really a beat though, dorky hot girls are the win.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Xianti
    Quote Originally Posted by courtiebee
    Quote Originally Posted by Xianti
    courtie gee, where's the photo of you wearing the signed FTR thong?
    two more months! i'll have it in april, i promise
    AHEM.
    It is now April, doll.
    BUMP.

    And here we are in May.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Galapogos
    lol @ gabe. It's a trick you fool! Hot chicks never have hot friends.
    Not only does she want us to believe she's hot, but a virgin too? bwahahaha
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    Quote Originally Posted by boostNslide
    Quote Originally Posted by IowaSkinsFan
    I completely disagree with hot girls have hot friends. Most hot girls have ugly friends, at least from my experience. However, I'm open to the fact that may not be true, but it makes sense for me.
    1. A lot of hotties are sick of guys macking on them, ugly girls in a group help reduce that.
    2. They look better by comparison
    3. Ugly girls have guys go up to them to get to the hot girl, so they feel the satisfaction of it.
    I think youre a dork, dorky hot girls normally have dorky freinds who by and large are uggos. If the only hot girls you encounter are dorks, then all the hot girls freinds that you encounter are therefore ugly. This isnt really a beat though, dorky hot girls are the win.
    I'd like to debate this topic more.
    I tend to me dorky hot girls, so you're right a lot of them have uggo friends, so i guess that's kinda dorky girl theory.
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