this is not a drunk post i don't post those ok good

[donkbee]

hi guys i'm so fucking fdrunk and i keeep pressing forum index but i don't mean to anmd i just thought i'd say hi and iomg i keep pressing backspace because i keep making so many tu[pos holy shit i'm doing really well for being dru nk don't you think this is go ing better than i thought

wow i'm super cool writing a drunk post in ftr i pass the test of coolness i never thought it'd come to thias it\'s rreally sad

omg i have such abad headache i think i shoulsd stop thing now because i'm gonna wish i did 't do it in the morning\

i do 't think i'm gonna be in the condition to play the gauntlet tomororow byut i'll try anyway i'll just have a really bad hang over and that's just bad oops is hangoiver two words i don't know

k i'm good now i'm done typuing this has been really hard k thanks for listening i love ou so much1!!!

[A10Chief]

Had a date with the roofie truck driver tonight I presume?

[donkbee]

the who? truck drivers i don't know any i don't think i'm reallyu confused a10chioef but you're probabky righght, are truck drivers hot? are you one? i like that

[A10Chief]

You know what roofies are, right? The date rape drug? Well the roofie truck driver is the guy who...ah, forget it. Hey, hangovers are great for internet poker. I always get monsters when I'm hung over. You're gonna win the Gauntlet tomorrow.

[donkbee]

i relaly don't want to be hung over that's not cool, i think i should savwe my money and not play the gauntlet tomorrow, that's a good idea don't you think? thanks for your advice, you are awesome

[Pingviini]

OMG Gabe toxicated her just to.. umm.. you know play some HU with her

[vqc]

GABE GOT HER DRUNK!
NOW HES GONNA PLAY WITH ALL THAT JUNK UP IN HER TRUNK!

[a500lbgorilla]

Gabe, now's your chance!!!

-'rilla

[gabe]

wait what

[MannerBoy]

hi guys i'm so fucking fdrunk and i keeep pressing forum index but i don't mean to anmd i just thought i'd say hi and iomg i keep pressing backspace because i keep making so many tu[pos holy shit i'm doing really well for being dru nk don't you think this is go ing better than i thought

wow i'm super cool writing a drunk post in ftr i pass the test of coolness i never thought it'd come to thias it\'s rreally sad

omg i have such abad headache i think i shoulsd stop thing now because i'm gonna wish i did 't do it in the morning\

i do 't think i'm gonna be in the condition to play the gauntlet tomororow byut i'll try anyway i'll just have a really bad hang over and that's just bad oops is hangoiver two words i don't know

k i'm good now i'm done typuing this has been really hard k thanks for listening i love ou so much1!!!

sounds like my future wife.
Do u C Y ?

[vqc]

wait what

u see that thing the face is doing with its nose?
ya, u want to do that with ur penis now.

[ake]

hit it gabe!

[BoondockSaint]

GABE GOT HER DRUNK!
NOW HES GONNA PLAY WITH ALL THAT JUNK UP IN HER TRUNK!

ha my thoughts exactly

[ihategnomes]

Then gabe will ask her to do his laundry and she will leave

[ProZachNation]

I got fucked up too last nite and threw up a lot and passed out, then my roomate drunk drove us home, I look back and realize I do not make the best decisions sometimes

[BoondockSaint]

I got fucked up too last nite and threw up a lot and passed out, then my roomate drunk drove us home, I look back and realize I do not make the best decisions sometimes

4 of my friends in high school did the same thing 3 or 4 years ago and now 3 of em are dead and one was crippled - dont know if he still his - ran his firebird into a tree close to 100 mph after he "jumped" railroad tracks with it. Pretty much cut the car and them clean in half. The one dude was alive for awhile but his legs were totally crushed and basically severed inside the car and there was nothing they could do for em except stay there with him and talk to him until he died.

Ok enough with the lecture - most everyone has done it and most everyone will probably do it again at some point in there life - Im sure some of you will do it a lot - but think real real real real hard before u ever consider it again. You never think it will happen to u - and I never think it will happen to me - but it only takes once and you will be regretting it the rest of ur life when it screws u over hardcore and u are sittin in a wheelchair gettin picked up in a retard van because that one night of partying.

[ProZachNation]

Yeah, he wasnt trashed and hadnt drank since 12, and it was around 2, plus we had to drive less than a mile with the max speed limit of 35mph.

Still really retarted decision on our part.

[ProZachNation]

I also molested my friend... I feel sorta bad but she sad it was funny and cool.. to bad I dont really remember molesting her just remembered I did it..

[Alibi]

wtf

[lamaros]

wtf.

[vqc]

I also molested my friend... I feel sorta bad but she sad it was funny and cool.. to bad I dont really remember molesting her just remembered I did it..

if by molested u mean like, grabbed her boob. Thats one thing.
If by molestedu mean like, grabbed her cooch and then had sex with her when shes like NOOO ZACH NOOOOOO. Thats noather thing.

[DoGGz]

I got fucked up too last nite and threw up a lot and passed out, then my roomate drunk drove us home, I look back and realize I do not make the best decisions sometimes

4 of my friends in high school did the same thing 3 or 4 years ago and now 3 of em are dead and one was crippled - dont know if he still his - ran his firebird into a tree close to 100 mph after he "jumped" railroad tracks with it. Pretty much cut the car and them clean in half. The one dude was alive for awhile but his legs were totally crushed and basically severed inside the car and there was nothing they could do for em except stay there with him and talk to him until he died.

Ok enough with the lecture - most everyone has done it and most everyone will probably do it again at some point in there life - Im sure some of you will do it a lot - but think real real real real hard before u ever consider it again. You never think it will happen to u - and I never think it will happen to me - but it only takes once and you will be regretting it the rest of ur life when it screws u over hardcore and u are sittin in a wheelchair gettin picked up in a retard van because that one night of partying.

I'm sorry, but I'm a safer driver after I've had something to drink. It is because I actually pay attention to what I'm doing. Everyone is different here, though. Alcohol effects everyone differently. Don't try to blanket everyone here. Not everyone becomes incapacitated when they are drunk. If you KNOW you do when you drink, then take measures so that you aren't driving

I hate to disrepect the dead, and I am by no means trying trying to do that, but speeding at 100mph isn't the result of your friends being drunk, it is because they were stupid.

[ProZachNation]

It was like the 1st a buncha times

Apperantly she liked it she said this morn so GG me.

Still feel bad tho cuz usually Im a good guy.

[WildBobAA]

wtf

[hydroseeds]

wtf

[Greedo017]

I hate to disrepect the dead, and I am by no means trying trying to do that, but speeding at 100mph isn't the result of your friends being drunk, it is because they were stupid.

i wanted to say this but i am not tactful and would've offended everyone and probably been sued by the naacp.

[ProZachNation]

I hate to disrepect the dead, and I am by no means trying trying to do that, but speeding at 100mph isn't the result of your friends being drunk, it is because they were stupid.

i wanted to say this but i am not tactful and would've offended everyone and probably been sued by the naacp.

Yeah, I agree no disrespect.

[Greedo017]

oh sorry to distract from the idea of the thread though, molesting = +EV

[DaNutsInYoEye]

I'm sorry, but I'm a safer driver after I've had something to drink.

NH sir, but you posted in the wrong thread. "Spot the Idiot" would've been a better choice.

[DoGGz]

I'm sorry, but I'm a safer driver after I've had something to drink.

NH sir, but you posted in the wrong thread. "Spot the Idiot" would've been a better choice.

lol

[gabe]

can we change the subject back to how i got her drunk and im gonna hook up with her now

ty

[dthorne04]

you go gabe, you pimp you.

[ProZachNation]

Gabe, she dont want no scrub

[BoondockSaint]

I got fucked up too last nite and threw up a lot and passed out, then my roomate drunk drove us home, I look back and realize I do not make the best decisions sometimes

4 of my friends in high school did the same thing 3 or 4 years ago and now 3 of em are dead and one was crippled - dont know if he still his - ran his firebird into a tree close to 100 mph after he "jumped" railroad tracks with it. Pretty much cut the car and them clean in half. The one dude was alive for awhile but his legs were totally crushed and basically severed inside the car and there was nothing they could do for em except stay there with him and talk to him until he died.

Ok enough with the lecture - most everyone has done it and most everyone will probably do it again at some point in there life - Im sure some of you will do it a lot - but think real real real real hard before u ever consider it again. You never think it will happen to u - and I never think it will happen to me - but it only takes once and you will be regretting it the rest of ur life when it screws u over hardcore and u are sittin in a wheelchair gettin picked up in a retard van because that one night of partying.

I'm sorry, but I'm a safer driver after I've had something to drink. It is because I actually pay attention to what I'm doing. Everyone is different here, though. Alcohol effects everyone differently. Don't try to blanket everyone here. Not everyone becomes incapacitated when they are drunk. If you KNOW you do when you drink, then take measures so that you aren't driving

I hate to disrepect the dead, and I am by no means trying trying to do that, but speeding at 100mph isn't the result of your friends being drunk, it is because they were stupid.

I'm sorry, but I'm a safer driver after I've had something to drink.

Having something to drink and being drunk are not even close to the same thing. Im assumming you are talking about the state after you are just over the legal limit and you are paranoid you are going to get busted so you drive the exact speed limit and obey ever little traffic law there is. And if you seriously think you drive better when you are stupid drunk you are either the worst driver known to man when you are sober or living in some dream la la land overexagerating your abilities.


Yeah my friends were stupid I agree and most people wouldnt do that when they were drunk. It was a bad example and an exception to most accidents that happen when u are wasted.

[DoGGz]

2+2=3!!!

[boost]

I got fucked up too last nite and threw up a lot and passed out, then my roomate drunk drove us home, I look back and realize I do not make the best decisions sometimes

4 of my friends in high school did the same thing 3 or 4 years ago and now 3 of em are dead and one was crippled - dont know if he still his - ran his firebird into a tree close to 100 mph after he "jumped" railroad tracks with it. Pretty much cut the car and them clean in half. The one dude was alive for awhile but his legs were totally crushed and basically severed inside the car and there was nothing they could do for em except stay there with him and talk to him until he died.

Ok enough with the lecture - most everyone has done it and most everyone will probably do it again at some point in there life - Im sure some of you will do it a lot - but think real real real real hard before u ever consider it again. You never think it will happen to u - and I never think it will happen to me - but it only takes once and you will be regretting it the rest of ur life when it screws u over hardcore and u are sittin in a wheelchair gettin picked up in a retard van because that one night of partying.

hey man, I really respect how you put this. Almost everyone has or will do it, and you arent damning them for this, your just trying to educate em.

[ProZachNation]

Yeah I ment he was over the legal limit, and he was driving perfect. He did way better than me when I actually DDed one nite.

I drove around in the parking lot for 3 minutes with no headlights on lol

[lolzzz_321]

Got a text msg from Gabe yesterday.

I touched hur luvly ladee lumps

[vqc]

Got a text msg from Gabe yesterday.

I touched hur luvly ladee lumps

Check it out!

[AHiltz]

pics or ban

[lolzzz_321]

pics equal ban

FYP

[ensign_lee]

pics equal ban

FYP

YES

[gabe]

cool thread

[koolmoe]

quality bump

[mrhappy333]

what the hell, the King of Drunken posts didn't even post in here yet? (......)

[donkbee]

gabe, do you still love me as much as you did back when i wrote this thread?

[vqc]

omg this thing is so old school.

[gabe]

gabe, do you still love me as much as you did back when i wrote this thread?

ha

[bigred]

FIRST POST

[UG]

THIRD POST

[donkbee]

gabe, do you still love me as much as you did back when i wrote this thread?

ha

[gabe]

of course i do....thats why i was laughing!

when are we going to do it

[Xianti]

courtie gee, where's the photo of you wearing the signed FTR thong?

[donkbee]

of course i do....thats why i was laughing!

when are we going to do it

you were supposed to come to vancouver and bring me flowers

[donkbee]

courtie gee, where's the photo of you wearing the signed FTR thong?

my bf deleted the pictures off his camera

two more months! i'll have it in april, i promise

[Xianti]

two more months? what happens in two months?

[gabe]

you have a boyfriend? how lame

[Xianti]

gabe, come to Costa Rica. I'll bone you.

[boost]

gabe, come to Costa Rica. I'll bone you.

how long are you down there for? If I took you up on this could we leave the boning part out?

[donkbee]

two more months? what happens in two months?

Hopefully I'm hotter in two months! And I get my camera back.

you have a boyfriend? how lame

If you come to Vancouver, we'll make sure you get hooked up with Minh. She's hot and I think she's still a virgin ...

[Xianti]

If you come to Vancouver, we'll make sure you get hooked up with Minh. She's hot and I think she's still a virgin ...

Why wasn't I introduced to Minh? You, Tyson, Minh and I could've tag-teamed.

[Xianti]

how long are you down there for? If I took you up on this could we leave the boning part out?

Is your name gabe?

[boost]

how long are you down there for? If I took you up on this could we leave the boning part out?

Is your name gabe?

ouch...

[koolmoe]

gabe, come to Costa Rica. I'll bone you.

?

[gabe]

xman, how long are you going to be there? if you are there until august i would love to come down.

[Xianti]

xman, how long are you going to be there? if you are there until august i would love to come down.

I won't be here that long (I don't think). Maybe through April. But who knows?

Read my blog! Comment! Comment! Comment!

[boost]

stupid old forum admining chow yun fat look alike...

[Galapogos]

Courtie has a boyfriend?? Waitaminute! What was all that one in a million talk?

[gabe]

you have a boyfriend? how lame

If you come to Vancouver, we'll make sure you get hooked up with Minh. She's hot and I think she's still a virgin ...

woo i missed this line the first time around. we were really close to coming last summer but i think since lukie and i are practically millionaires and we are cool with bmx we have more reason to come chill up there. do you have any minh thong pics??

[Galapogos]

lol @ gabe. It's a trick you fool! Hot chicks never have hot friends.

[koolmoe]

do you have any minh thong pics??

Do you have a lisp?

BTW, they're Canadian (hockey fans obv), so I recommend the following pickup line:

"If I violate your crease, will you give me five minutes in the box?"

[gabe]

omg

theres actually this canadian girl ive been trying to get with lately and i think the first time im drunk around her im going to use that room

[mrhappy333]

lol @ gabe. It's a trick you fool! Hot chicks never have hot friends.

qft

[gabe]

wtf? hot chicks have lots of hot friends, what are you guys talking about

[Galapogos]

wtf? hot chicks have lots of hot friends, what are you guys talking about

Uh oh... Gabe you may need to re-evaluate your definition of a "hot chick".