Having seen the previous 'would hit' threads from Wuf where he basically tries to convince ftr that they would stick their love truncheon into an area that looks (and probably smells) like two giant hocks of ham wrestling with a salmon roll, my hopes for this thread were not high.
I was pleasantly surprised to click the link and conclude that yeah, she is pretty damn hot. I'd have to turn down a handie though in case she clean & jerks it right off.