odyssey of the ptj

[Reidak]

ptj: part time job. they usually aren't worth it monetarily, but sometimes there is hidden value. you hate it, but sometimes it worth the bullshit.

im writing this because today i quit my shitty ptj after just 5 weeks on the job. I made a total of $1100 for hundreds of hours of work. Pretty weak. I kind of got back at my shitty ptj though. They had been fucking people over for references (wouldn't give them one), so i fucked them by not giving notice, and I just told my manger ill work 40 hours next week. weee

Girl A

Girl A i noticed the first day I started working. imo, i usually don't like the black chicks. I'm not racist, i just usually prefer white girls. sorry. im a bad person. whatever.

Girl A wore exceedingly tight pants and had an exceedingly nice ass. The first thought that went though my mind though, is how great those black lips would be for certain things.

Skipping ahead 9 days later, I had this chick at my place. holla. I came in her mouth after i promised i wouldnt (bad guy).

I told her i was about to come and she said 'not on me', so i grabbed a towel and im like 'okay okay' and she sucked it to the brink again.

Two choices.

A - into the towel, all is well
B - into the mouth, hilarity insues
b1 - not make out

I went with B. to be honest after a second or two of coming she was still going at it strong and I thought "oh maybe she was just testing me". I was wrong. I could tell the second she noticed what had happened. motion stopped, time stood still, i lol'd irl.

I held the towel out
"spit it out"

-- " I HATE YOU"

" well, at least i didn't ask you to swallow...."



Girl B

Girl b is better because its more of an ongoing thing. to be honest, i find it slightly more interesting. she started working a couple weeks ago and i noticed her after a couple shifts. We wear uniforms and she doesn't bother with her hair during work, but one day she had her hair straightened (still no makeup) and she looked gorgeous. Totally knockout. I went out for lunch with her, got her number after. Next day after work its coffee and we have great conversation and i felt that she was really into me.

However, i got her number last friday and went out on saturday. I planned on quitting work this past sat but i figured fuck, id stick it out sunday and today. we worked together anyways. sunday there was lunch and it was great again. really chatty at work blah blah blah i think i got a winnar. We text eachother all the time, i think like 300 in 2 days or something.

btw, girl a is inconsequential by this point. sry. i like girl b.

basically, ive built this idea up that girl b is really into me. immenent soul crushing:

She sends me a facebook message. I get access to her profile.

In a realtionship.

fuck. but she says shes never on it. she might not have changed it yet.

Today, 8pm, I ask her if she has a boyfriend

' oh, you didnt know? '

Shit son. im pretty bummed out by it. ill admit i really like this girl

She offers to drive me to a subway station closer to my place and i take it. im still kind of sad :( but i take it all in stride. What is tilting me is how sure i was that she liked me. i have never been this wrong about how a girl feels about me.

So in the car I try not to be quiet as she would quickly get whats bothering me and i didn't want to make a weird situation in a car. So i was just normal and after a couple minutes i felt fine because we were just talking and stuff and it was good. So i asked about her boyfriend, after talking a bit about my ex girlfriend.

When i spoke about my ex girlfriend, i went off on this thing about how i once was with a girl but i found someone better and i just went with them. i asked her if i was a bad person and she giggled and shook her head. ducy?

after this, the crux of the entire B side happened.

"You know, ive been with my boyfriend for 4 months, but i thought about leaving him for someone"

piques my interest. This is what i was going for, i wanted to see how cereal she was about this guy

I ask her who and why

"For you. I was thinking about leaving him for you"

"Youve only known me a few days. are you serious?"

" i have been talking to all my friends about you. im not kidding, i really was"

"was or are?" - i thought that one was pretty sick

"both. i dont know. its hard, you know?"

"Yeah" (at this point i didnt know what to say so i figured nothing was better until i came up with a good idea)

- just a while later -

' well, thanks for telling me. it really put my mind at ease. i was totally second guessing myself from the minute i found out you were taken '

she gives me this sarcastic look like 'wtf, how could you not know buddy?"

anyways, she ended up driving me home (awesomee), and before i hopped out of the car i told her "You know, if it makes it any easier, i'm totally interested"

(now, i know its usually better to keep them guessing, but i figured at this point there aren't many secret adgendas or games we need to play with each other)

"Yeah, i know you are."



I'll continue the girl b story as it happens





fuckin' ptj's :)






















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[dick_pump]

ummm....yay 4 u?

[meeloche]

umm shameless brag post?

[Reidak]

this took too long to write to take it down eff the haters i thought it was a good story or two who cares. Yeah, its kind of a brag. whatever

[Squeaky_Midget1]

sounds like a tucker max story

[Reidak]

if you like it, say so, so i know if i should keep going with the B story. could get good.

[BennyLaRue]

I prefer this to being called a lib. Good on ya.

[BankItDrew]

i laughed at story A

[JinxT4]

Story A = 5 stars, not sure why you mentioned Story B though, as it sounds like it could get serious, but w/e.

[Stacks]

pics or gtfo! And I hope you remembered to shave.

[animal_chin]

I give this thread 5s.

[Ragnar4]

sounds like a tucker max story

In order to be a Tucker Max story it has to end with girl a puking on girl b after eating seafood and drinking absynthe at a party where Reidak sneaks off with girls CDE and F for a quick game of who's got the weasel.

And a girl dissappearing off naked somewhere.

And alcohol. Lots and lots of alcohol.

[meeloche]

wtf I'm sitting here in my underwear waiting for story b....

[Reidak]

date with B tomorrow night. details to follow. ensue gf hijack.

i figure the best plan is to not force anything and make her work for it. if i force something she might regret it and feel guilty and she will, by default, go back to the boyfriend. If i make her want me, she will take her mind off him and ill win.