Offical IRC quotes thread.

[ville18]

[17:57] * dwarfman ([email protected]) Quit (Quit)

brits = the sh1t.

[gabe]

<UncleBuddy> fuck me
<ake> UncleBuddy: pm

[gabe]

<jfish> make your avatar a crack pipe
<jfish> maybe that will help with table image
<jfish> that guy smokes crack, lets pay him off

[journey075]

<dwarfman> WTF I LOST YAHTZEE BY ONE FRIKKING POINT
<dwarfman> 1451 - 1452
<TanO`MTT> put it in your blog

[Muxy]

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<ledfut> hey mates
<Muxy`SNG> your not connect
<Muxy`SNG> connected
<ledfut> so i watched those 2 videos yesterday
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<Muxy`SNG> you need to re-connect
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[Muxy]

<dthorne04> how do you cahnge your name on here, anyway.
* Sym`Pooping is now known as Symbolic
<Muxy`SNG> ./nick changename
<ledfut> i only have party on this comp
* dthorne04 is now known as changename
<changename> doh
<changename> me so dumb
<jfish> haha
* changename is now known as dthorne04-mtt

[dthorne04]

<dthorne04> how do you cahnge your name on here, anyway.
* Sym`Pooping is now known as Symbolic
<Muxy`SNG> ./nick changename
<ledfut> i only have party on this comp
* dthorne04 is now known as changename
<changename> doh
<changename> me so dumb
<jfish> haha
* changename is now known as dthorne04-mtt

[Staple Gun]

<Sym`Pooping> I'm a quadrapalegic. I don't get the oppotunity to leave the house much, so posting here is one of my few social outlets. It sickens me that you'd poke fun at that. Just sickens me. As I sit here hammering the keys with the pencil strapped to my forehead praying for death, all I can think of is what a tiny little person you must be to try to take what little I have away from me.

[Miffed22001]

<jfish>shut up
<jfish>all of you
*lambchop-SPRTHU slaps jfish around a bit with a large trout

:P lol

[TylerK]

[03:32] <TylerK> back on topic, 17 year old girls
[03:32] <TylerK> i need one, or preferably several
[03:32] <boostNslide> rofl
[03:32] <boostNslide> tyler...
[03:32] <boostNslide> dont you have a kid?
[03:32] <boostNslide> and a wife?
[03:33] <jfish> yes but hes missing 17yo girls
[03:33] <jfish> stick to the point
[03:33] <TylerK> yeah really. try to stay on topic here.
[03:33] <TylerK> this is why we never get anything done in here.
[03:33] <jfish> no kidding.
[03:33] <jfish> bad beatz and "dont you have a wife?"
[03:33] <jfish> im sick of it.

[journey075]

<TylerK> you know what creeps me the fuck out?
<TylerK> all these kids i hung out with in high school
<TylerK> are doing all this cool shit with their lives
<TylerK> and i'm here talking to you assholes

[Bailey]

* TylerK is now known as Ozsai
<Ozsai> hello do you remember bailey from school
<Ozsai> the one with a small wang
* Bailey is now known as TylerK
<Ozsai> uh oh
* Ozsai is now known as Bailey
<Bailey> hey guys i'm a homo
<TylerK> with me
<Bailey> but he's really the gay one
<TylerK> ya
<TylerK> im the real gay one
<Bailey> he LOVES the cock
<TylerK> I do
<Bailey> wait I mean *I* love the cock
<TylerK> rofl
<Bailey> he's not really gay at all
<TylerK> I was wondering when you would catch on

[journey075]

<michael1123> <Bailey> so i drink my own pee
<michael1123> <Bailey> cause it saves m oney
<Bailey> hey man, someone has to drink it, cant let that liquid gold go to waste
<michael1123> out of fucking no where
<michael1123> I mean ......
<michael1123> boost saying he picks his nose in front of his girlfriend, compared to "I drink my own pee", it sounds like boost is reciting Shakespeare

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[15:07] <dwarfman> now THERE'S a netsplit

[journey075]

+1 for miffed

<Miffed> ./topic ESTROP IS DEAD
<Miffed> he had sex with a horse and got internal injuries

And then the chat turned into England.

[20:03] <michael1123> I say, old chap.
[20:03] <michael1123> Tea time yet?
[20:03] <DrDwarfson> very good old chum
[20:04] <DrDwarfson> crumpets all round!
[20:04] <[Hate]> quite

[journey075]

<wiwwe> if i get to $100 i'll move up to NL400
<Estrop> but you have over $200 on the tables I can see
<wiwwe> sherlock
<Estrop> you liar!
<Estrop> your BR is huge
<wiwwe> messing with your pretty peach-shaped ass..
<wiwwe> nah, i got pretty small br
<wiwwe> which is sad. since i'm gay and paralized

[Demiparadigm]

Biggest Waste of Half an Hour Ever:


[04:45] * Miffed thinks jfish and wiwwe are having tranny sex together
[04:46] * Demiparadigm thinks trannies don't fuck other trannies
[04:46] <wiwwe> Demiparadigm, and how would u know that?
[04:46] <Demiparadigm> I tried
[04:46] <wiwwe> ok, gotcha
[04:47] <@Estrop> they don't?
[04:47] <wiwwe> dunno? maybe we should stop too?
[04:47] * Miffed thinks demiparadigm's name is too long and needs to be changed so i can give you grief
[04:48] *** Demiparadigm changed nick to Howsthisone
[04:48] *** Howsthisone changed nick to Ormaybethisone
[04:49] * Miffed thinks howsthisone is a tranny too
[04:49] *** Ormaybethisisbe changed nick to Demiparadigm
[04:49] <Demiparadigm> its a hobby.
[04:49] <Miffed> rape=surprise sex
[04:50] *** Estrop sets channel #flopturnriver mode -t
[04:50] *** wiwwe changed topic to I'M A PRETTY GIRL
[04:50] <Miffed> no you are an ugly tranny
[04:50] *** Miffed changed topic to trannys suck
[04:51] *** wiwwe changed topic to grannys suck
[04:51] *** Miffed changed topic to wiwwe got surprise sex from a goat
[04:54] <boostNslide> how do you do the green emotes?
[04:54] <wiwwe> type /action shit
[04:54] * boostNslide shit
[04:55] <boostNslide> thats pink..
[04:55] * boostNslide shit
[04:55] <boostNslide> pink still
[04:55] *** Demiparadigm changed topic to green
[04:55] <wiwwe> green? wth
[04:57] *** jfish changed topic to boostnslide, how do you change the topic?
[04:57] *** Estrop sets channel #flopturnriver mode +t
[04:57] <jfish> no!
[04:57] *** Estrop changed topic to change me!
[04:57] *** Estrop sets channel #flopturnriver mode -t
[04:57] *** wiwwe changed topic to i'm a pretty gurrrl
[04:57] *** jfish changed topic to ville is a homo
[04:58] <arkana> pretty tranny more like
[04:58] <wiwwe> thanks <3
[04:58] <wiwwe> i really appreciate you guys
[04:58] <arkana> better than an ugly tranny
[04:58] <wiwwe> or just for short, jfish.
[04:58] <boostNslide> a tranny is a tranny..
[04:59] *** Miffed changed topic to i thought estrop had been killed by a tranny?
[05:02] *** Miffed changed topic to less drugs more poker
[05:02] <boostNslide> shit
[05:02] <boostNslide> fuck
[05:03] *** boostNslide quit (Quit )
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[05:10] *** Bailey changed topic to Estrop had sex with jfish
[05:10] <wiwwe> me too!
[05:10] *** Bailey changed topic to Estrop had sex with jfish... wiwwe too
[05:10] *** Miffed changed topic to BAILEY HAS NO RIGHT TO CHANGE MY TOPIC
[05:10] *** Bailey changed topic to MIFFED SMELLS
[05:11] <boostNslide> SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH HTE TOPIC CHANGES
[05:11] *** jfish changed topic to you mean this boost?
[05:11] <boostNslide> yes jfish, yes.
[05:14] * @Estrop points and laughs
[05:14] * Miffed kicks estrop where it would hurt if he had any balls

[a500lbgorilla]

<Hydroseeds> I get sucked out on
<jfish> so many bad beatz
<Hydroseeds> me too jfish
<jfish> im jk
<jfish> i make lots of money
<jfish> fucker

-'rilla

[a500lbgorilla]

<jfish> rilla, when you go to skoolz
<Rilla_the_Great> i just finished week 1
<Hydroseeds> is it interesting?
<Rilla_the_Great> my AE teacher cant speak a word of english
<Rilla_the_Great> but shes like 28 and has GREAT chinese boobs
<Rilla_the_Great> So im just gonna hit that and get an A
<Hydroseeds> a woman is teaching you? that's so wrong
<Rilla_the_Great> no, a woman stands infront of the class and sort of jiggles a little.
<edudlive> women need to be at home
<edudlive> making babies and making me dinner
<Hydroseeds> i love dinner

-'rilla

[journey075]

<Estrop> Many maidens, who come from villages across the country, dream of joining the king’s wives who each have their own palace and BMW car. But others were scared catching the royal eye could curtail their freedom and force them into a polygamous marriage.
<LeFou> HAHA
<LeFou> take that, maidens!

[00:36] <loanhorse> CHILLINGb4MTT
[00:36] <loanhorse> WHO IN THE FUCK IS THAT?
[00:37] * Chilling-B4-MTT looks around anxiously
[00:38] <loanhorse> dwarfman
[00:38] <loanhorse> ?
[00:38] <Chilling-B4-MTT> lol no
[00:38] <Chilling-B4-MTT> i'm not that gay
[00:38] <loanhorse> who is it?!1
[00:38] <loanhorse> F?DSF
[00:38] <loanhorse> 'dsf?!!!?! tell mez
[00:38] * Chilling-B4-MTT is now known as iwa`
[00:38] <loanhorse> heh you never come on irc
[00:38] <iwa`> no i don't
[00:39] <iwa`> and i'm not on now
[00:39] * iwa` is now known as dwarfman

[LeFou]

(09:51:02) dwarfman: ?[Hate]? You flipped the coin and landed on: Tails
(09:53:32) LeFou: @flip
(09:53:32) dwarfman: ?LeFou? You flipped the coin and landed on: Tails
(09:53:33) LeFou: FUCK
(09:53:36) LeFou: @flip
(09:53:37) dwarfman: ?LeFou? You flipped the coin and landed on: Tails
(09:53:39) LeFou: FUCK!!!!
(09:53:43) LeFou: fucking downswing
(09:53:46) LeFou: flip
(09:53:50) LeFou: @flip
(09:53:51) dwarfman: ?LeFou? You flipped the coin and landed on: Tails
(09:53:53) LeFou: FUCK!!!!!!!!!!
(09:53:53) dwarfman: rofl

[a500lbgorilla]

<ake> let's make out Rilla
<Rilla_the_Great> k
* Rilla_the_Great makes out with ake.
<ake> k that was good
<ake> thanks
<Rilla_the_Great> ew
<Rilla_the_Great> ew
<Rilla_the_Great> ew!
<Rilla_the_Great> hair
<ake> hair?!
<Rilla_the_Great> i got hair in my teeth WTF?!?!?
<Rilla_the_Great> I AM NEVER MAKING OUT WITH YOU AGAIN!
<ake> come on
<Rilla_the_Great> hair, dude! HAIR!
<ake> fine
<ake> forget it
<ake> geez
<Rilla_the_Great> I miss you
<ake> just leave me alone
<Rilla_the_Great> please come back to me
<Rilla_the_Great> I bought you flowers
<Rilla_the_Great> And chocolates
<Rilla_the_Great> You love chocolate
<ake> but it goes right to my thighs
<ake> and you know that
<ake> so you're incosiderate
<ake> I dont want anything to do with you
* Rilla_the_Great weeps openly.
<boostNslide> hahah you girly man!
<ake> high five guys
* Rilla_the_Great shotguns Rilla_the_Great.
<ake> oh no..
<ake> what have I done
<ake> Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo </Darth Vader>
* Rilla_the_Great reads Rilla_the_Great's last letter to the world.
<Rilla_the_Great> Dear world,
<Rilla_the_Great> Hi.
<Rilla_the_Great> How's things?
<Rilla_the_Great> Life sucks.
<Rilla_the_Great> Cuz ake has a hairy upper lip.
<Rilla_the_Great> And wont shave, so when we made out i got hair in my teeth.
<Rilla_the_Great> And over reacted.
<Rilla_the_Great> Something I will NEVER do again.
<Rilla_the_Great> So we broke up and I shot myself.
<Rilla_the_Great> Love, Rilla the Great
<ake> wow
<ake> can't believe rilla is dead
<ake> so who's in an mtt?

-'rilla

[a500lbgorilla]

<ake> let's make out Rilla
<Rilla_the_Great> k
* Rilla_the_Great makes out with ake.
<ake> k that was good
<ake> thanks
<Rilla_the_Great> ew
<Rilla_the_Great> ew
<Rilla_the_Great> ew!
<Rilla_the_Great> hair
<ake> hair?!
<Rilla_the_Great> i got hair in my teeth WTF?!?!?
<Rilla_the_Great> I AM NEVER MAKING OUT WITH YOU AGAIN!
<ake> come on
<Rilla_the_Great> hair, dude! HAIR!
<ake> fine
<ake> forget it
<ake> geez
<Rilla_the_Great> I miss you
<ake> just leave me alone
<Rilla_the_Great> please come back to me
<Rilla_the_Great> I bought you flowers
<Rilla_the_Great> And chocolates
<Rilla_the_Great> You love chocolate
<ake> but it goes right to my thighs
<ake> and you know that
<ake> so you're incosiderate
<ake> I dont want anything to do with you
* Rilla_the_Great weeps openly.
<boostNslide> hahah you girly man!
<ake> high five guys
* Rilla_the_Great shotguns Rilla_the_Great.
<ake> oh no..
<ake> what have I done
<ake> Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo </Darth Vader>
* Rilla_the_Great reads Rilla_the_Great's last letter to the world.
<Rilla_the_Great> Dear world,
<Rilla_the_Great> Hi.
<Rilla_the_Great> How's things?
<Rilla_the_Great> Life sucks.
<Rilla_the_Great> Cuz ake has a hairy upper lip.
<Rilla_the_Great> And wont shave, so when we made out i got hair in my teeth.
<Rilla_the_Great> And over reacted.
<Rilla_the_Great> Something I will NEVER do again.
<Rilla_the_Great> So we broke up and I shot myself.
<Rilla_the_Great> Love, Rilla the Great
<ake> wow
<ake> can't believe rilla is dead
<ake> so who's in an mtt?

-'rilla

Im sorry, but this is clearly the greatest post on FTR.

-'rilla

[Miffed22001]

<edudlive-O8B> i always get you confused with miff

[17:49] *** Milfred is now known as Miffed

[17:49] <Miffed> why?

[17:50] *** Miffed is now known as DeffiM

[17:50] <DeffiM> why?

[17:50] <edudlive-O8B>

[17:50] <edudlive-O8B> are you guys the same person?

[17:50] <DeffiM> yes

[17:50] * edudlive-O8B runs away crying in his confusion

[17:50] <DeffiM> rofl

[Miffed22001]

<dwarfman> when i ask if my bandwidth is gone, remind me to tell BT Internet not to give me a full breakdown of my internet actions

[17:58] <dwarfman> 23rd August 2005: Downloaded video 'Titty Fest'

[a500lbgorilla]

<dwarfman> when i ask if my bandwidth is gone, remind me to tell BT Internet not to give me a full breakdown of my internet actions

[17:58] <dwarfman> 23rd August 2005: Downloaded video 'Titty Fest'

link?

-'rilla

[sandstorm]

Session Start: Sun Sep 04 21:53:37 2005
Session Ident: #flopturnriver
212:532:37 » topic: 11,1http://bushniggas.ytmnd.com/
212:532:37 » set by: dwarfman 2‹04/09/2005 - 21:25:272›
212:532:37 » channel created: 07:56:28 - 31/05/2005
212:532:38 » Join: Hydroseeds 2‹[email protected]2›
212:532:45 12‹Miffed12› WHAT THE FUCK
212:542:03 12‹Bailey212› dont tell a certain someone to go to bed
212:542:10 12‹Bailey212› or youll get kick banned!
212:542:11 12‹Miffed12› no shit
212:542:16 12‹@ake12› dwarfman go to bed
212:542:17 12‹@mgofish12› Bailey2 go to bed
212:542:21 12‹Hydroseeds12› Rilla go to bed
212:542:27 12‹n00bJack12› it's 4pm
212:542:29 12‹n00bJack12› GO TO BED
212:542:30 » L 2‹+o2› dwarfman
212:542:49 12‹Bailey212› <mgofish> dwarfman go to bed
212:542:49 » Bailey2 was 4kicked by dwarfman 2‹DO NOT EVER TELL ME TO GO TO BED 1[4 dwarfman go to bed 1]2›
212:542:49 » dwarfman 2‹4+b2› *!*@S01060011954e81a2.wp.shawcable.net
212:542:55 12‹Hydroseeds12› lmao
212:542:56 12‹@mgofish12› rotfl
212:552:11 12‹Miffed12› here goes
212:552:12 12‹sandstorm^12› dwarfman go 2 bed
212:552:15 12‹Miffed12› dwarfman go to bed
212:552:15 » Miffed was 4kicked by dwarfman 2‹DO NOT EVER TELL ME TO GO TO BED 1[4 dwarfman go to bed 1]2›
212:552:15 » dwarfman 2‹4+b2› *!*@orac.34sp.com
212:552:17 12‹n00bJack12› bed go to dwarfman
212:552:21 12‹Hydroseeds12› dwarfman go to bead
212:552:22 12‹edudlive12› bed go dwarf
212:552:23 12‹@mgofish12› to go bed dwarfman
212:552:23 » @mgofish was 4kicked by dwarfman 2‹DO NOT EVER TELL ME TO GO TO BED 1[4 bed dwarf 1]2›
212:552:23 » dwarfman 2‹4+b2› *!*@24-247-184-41.dhcp.aldl.mi.charter.com
212:552:25 12‹Hydroseeds12› dwarfman goe to bed
212:552:28 12‹sandstorm^12› dwarfy go to bädd
212:552:31 12‹nmeee12› dwarfman go to beed
212:552:32 12‹Hydroseeds12› bed dwarfman go to
212:552:32 » Hydroseeds was 4kicked by dwarfman 2‹DO NOT EVER TELL ME TO GO TO BED 1[4 bed dwarf 1]2›
212:552:33 » dwarfman 2‹4+b2› *!*@pool-71-114-53-162.washdc.dsl-w.verizon.net
212:552:33 12‹nmeee12› dwarfman go to bed
212:552:33 » nmeee was 4kicked by dwarfman 2‹DO NOT EVER TELL ME TO GO TO BED 1[4 dwarfman go to bed 1]2›
212:552:33 » dwarfman 2‹4+b2› *!*@adsl-065-007-205-094.sip.mia.bellsouth.net
212:552:37 12‹@ake12› god.
212:552:38 12‹sandstorm^12› dwarfman go to b3d
212:552:39 12‹@ake12› please
212:552:39 12‹@ake12› stop
212:552:39 » sandstorm^ was 4kicked by dwarfman 2‹DO NOT EVER TELL ME TO GO TO BED 1[4 go to b3d 1]2›
Session Close: Sun Sep 04 21:55:39 2005

[Miffed22001]

blankety blank

[Miffed22001]

Oh man we are sooooooo sad


[16:34] <boostNslide> muckiNquads

[16:34] <sndp>

[16:34] <boostNslide> that might be my next name

[16:34] <boostNslide> that or highNmighty

[16:35] <boostNslide> I have loadedNready

[16:35] <boostNslide> steakNshrimp

[16:35] <boostNslide> boostNslide

[16:35] <boostNslide> annnnnd...

[16:35] <boostNslide> what else?

[16:35] <Miffed> i vote for highNmighy

[16:35] <boostNslide> hmm that might be all..

[16:35] <sndp> bigNtall

[16:35] <Miffed> dickNcunt?

[16:35] <boostNslide> yah.. miffed invented highNmighty

[16:35] <Miffed>

[16:35] <sndp> fatNfurry

[16:35] <boostNslide> rofl

[16:35] <boostNslide> Im not fat

[16:35] <sndp> hmmmm, furry?

[16:35] <boostNslide> however I do have a pretty furry ass..

[16:35] <boostNslide> yah..

[16:35] <sndp> well 1/2

[16:35] <sndp> 50%

[16:36] <boostNslide> lots of body hair is embarassing..

[16:36] <sndp> thats not bad for high stakes

[16:36] <boostNslide> lol Im not THAT hairy .. I mjust kidding

[16:36] <Miffed> ^^no your not

[16:36] <sndp> waxNwash

[16:36] <boostNslide> ROFL

[16:36] <boostNslide> sndp ... niiice

[16:36] <Miffed> lol

[16:37] <Miffed> bangersNmash

[16:37] <sndp> Demiparadigm, so we gonna play some more .5/1 omaha today?

[16:37] <sndp> scotchNwater

[16:37] <Demiparadigm> I lost like $20 to your fishy ass

[16:38] <boostNslide> plainNsimple aint bad

[16:38] <sndp> whatever checkNcry

[16:38] <boostNslide> lol

[16:38] <boostNslide> checkNcry

[16:38] <boostNslide> nice

[16:38] <boostNslide> checkNfold

[16:38] <Jimmy_Mac> BustnTilt

[16:38] <sndp> 23hearts. flop is 145

[16:38] <boostNslide> lol

[16:38] <boostNslide> niiiiice

[16:38] <sndp> 1=a

[16:38] <boostNslide> bustNtilt

[16:38] <boostNslide> I like it..

[16:38] <sndp> bustAnut

[16:38] <Jimmy_Mac> hehe

[16:38] <boostNslide> lol

[16:39] <Miffed> biteNscratch

[16:39] <boostNslide> hahah

[16:39] <boostNslide> yes!

[16:39] <boostNslide> keep em coming..

[16:39] <boostNslide> I should record this..

[16:39] <Miffed> wipeNflush

[16:39] <Miffed> lickNspit

[16:39] <Miffed> suckNspit

[16:39] <boostNslide> ROFL

[16:40] <boostNslide> hahahahhaahahah

[16:40] <Miffed>

[16:40] <boostNslide> tenderNwarm

[16:40] <sndp> applesNoranges

[16:40] <boostNslide> nnnnice

[16:40] <Miffed> lol boost

[16:40] <boostNslide> jesus these are good

[16:40] <boostNslide> lol you like the tender one?

[16:40] <boostNslide> rofl

[16:40] <Miffed> niceNtight

[16:40] <Demiparadigm> hmm....

[16:40] <boostNslide> ROFL

[16:40] <boostNslide> HAHAHAHAHAHAH

[16:40] <Miffed> bigNround

[16:41] <Miffed> *boing boing*

[16:41] <boostNslide> werkNtwerk

[16:41] <Miffed> longNjuicy

[16:41] <boostNslide> rofl

[16:41] <sndp> triedNtested

[16:41] <Miffed> lol

[16:41] <boostNslide> rapeNpillage

[16:41] <Miffed> rofl

[16:42] <Miffed> thjats good

[16:42] <sndp> bitchNmoan

[16:42] <Miffed> hardNfats

[16:42] <Miffed> hadrNfast*

[16:42] <boostNslide> meNyourdaughter

[16:42] <Miffed> hardNfast******

[16:42] <boostNslide> that ones too long on the end..

[16:42] <Miffed> meNyourmam

[16:42] <boostNslide> meNurwife

[16:42] <sndp> now_availableNdvd

[16:43] <sndp>

[16:43] <boostNslide> lol

[16:43] <Miffed> lol

[16:43] <boostNslide> freshNclean

[16:43] <boostNslide> I think thats the next one..

[16:43] <sndp> gayNproud

[16:43] <boostNslide> rofl

[16:43] <boostNslide> ROFL

[16:43] <boostNslide> HAHAHAH

[16:43] <Miffed> lol

[16:43] <boostNslide> rainbowsNfairies

[16:44] <sndp> this is the most ridiculous conversation ever

[16:44] <Miffed> its great

[16:44] <Miffed> get it on the quotes lol

[16:44] <sndp> its lameNboring

[16:44] <Miffed> singNdance

[16:44] <sndp>

[16:44] <boostNslide> nice

[16:44] <boostNslide> miffed rofl

[16:44] <boostNslide> hahha

[16:45] <Miffed> kissNhug

[16:45] <sndp> kissNmakeup

[16:45] <sndp> lol

[16:45] <boostNslide> rofl

[16:45] <Miffed> lol

[16:45] <sndp> imagine we did the exact same one?

[16:46] <Miffed> hadrNfast

[16:46] <Miffed> have i done that?

[16:46] <Miffed> yeah lol

[16:46] <Miffed> bigNbad

[16:47] <Miffed> bubbledNout

[16:47] <Miffed> lostNspace

[16:47] <Miffed> cockNurma

[16:48] <Miffed> sampleNyourma

[16:48] <Miffed>

[16:48] <ake>

[16:49] <boostNslide> miffed

[16:49] <boostNslide> lol

[16:49] <Miffed>

[16:49] <Miffed> im still thinking

[16:49] <sndp> emNenima

[16:49] <boostNslide> lol

[16:49] <Miffed> rofl

[a500lbgorilla]

<dwarfman> i am disappointed, nobody has got the answer to my anagram yet
<dwarfman> i'm offering a $5 first prize
<MannerBoy> because the pot is small dwarfman :P
* Rilla_the_Great changes topic to 'This year's cash prize anagram is: ASSASSINATED WEDGY ROM, first one to decode it PM dwarfman with the answer to claim your prize!! | Ake is old.'
<Rilla_the_Great> cash prize?
<dwarfman> yes
<dwarfman> if you can solve it
<Rilla_the_Great> I got it
<Rilla_the_Great> gimme 5 bux
<dwarfman> you need to PM me the answer
<Rilla_the_Great> The answer is ROM WEDGY ASSISSINATED
<dwarfman> first of all your entry is void
<dwarfman> secondly, wrong
<Rilla_the_Great> no im not
<dwarfman> yes you are
<dwarfman> the answer has 5 words
<Rilla_the_Great> Alright, then what is the answer?
<dwarfman> well you have to figure that out
<dwarfman> if you do you win moneys
<Rilla_the_Great> pm me the answer for a 50 dollar top prize
<Rilla_the_Great> Its my anagram now
<dwarfman> serious?
<Rilla_the_Great> It went to the highest bidder
<Rilla_the_Great> Of course im serious
<dwarfman> but you don't know the answer!!
<Rilla_the_Great> yes i do
<Rilla_the_Great> Its 5 words
<dwarfman> if i PM the answer, will you send me $11 on stars?
<Rilla_the_Great> 50 on stars
<dwarfman> wow ok
<Rilla_the_Great> <dwarfman> the answer is: SANDSTORM IS A GAY SWEDE
<Rilla_the_Great> <Rilla_the_Great> LOL
<Rilla_the_Great> <Rilla_the_Great> You just BARELY lost
<Rilla_the_Great> <dwarfman> that sucks
<Rilla_the_Great> <Rilla_the_Great> Rilla_the_Great claimed the prize momments before you

-'rilla

[Les_Worm]

[16:45] MannerBoy: actually the money i make from rakeback is as high as my mother monthly salary
[16:46] Rilla_the_Great: Your mom isnt a very good hooker.

[boost]

<ake> so
<ake> just so you know
<ake> it's one of my life goals
<ake> to shake hands with David Hasselhoff
<ake> if I do that
<ake> I can die happy

[edudlive]

nme-: dude
nme-: omfg
nme-: i just got your name
nme-: EVIL DUDE
nme-: omfg
edudlive: lol
edudlive: yay for obviousness

[Sykedupp]

nme-: dude
nme-: omfg
nme-: i just got your name
nme-: EVIL DUDE
nme-: omfg
edudlive: lol
edudlive: yay for obviousness

I didnt know that either...


-Chris

[gabe]

far from obvious.

[ake]

Rilla_the_great

FTR hate trivia...

[00:20] <nme> lets play trivia
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[01:12] <star5328> you play a lot of those?
[01:12] <dwarfman> just recently StapleGun
[01:12] <dwarfman> star5328*
[01:12] <star5328> lol...staplegun?
[01:12] <dwarfman> st tab
[01:12] <dwarfman> lol
[01:13] <ake> [02:13] <dwarfman> just recently StapleGun
[01:13] <ake> you got torched StapleGun
[01:13] <ake> AH
[01:13] <ake> LOL
[01:13] <ake> star5328
[01:13] <ake> rofl that sucks
[01:13] <ake> I suck at life

[Staple Gun]

[01:12] <star5328> you play a lot of those?
[01:12] <dwarfman> just recently StapleGun
[01:12] <dwarfman> star5328*
[01:12] <star5328> lol...staplegun?
[01:12] <dwarfman> st tab
[01:12] <dwarfman> lol
[01:13] <ake> [02:13] <dwarfman> just recently StapleGun
[01:13] <ake> you got torched StapleGun
[01:13] <ake> AH
[01:13] <ake> LOL
[01:13] <ake> star5328
[01:13] <ake> rofl that sucks
[01:13] <ake> I suck at life

I wasnt even there to defend myself

[a500lbgorilla]

<edudlive> its just speech
<edudlive> lol
<edudlive> basic oral communications
* edudlive waits for the oral joke
<Estrop> why did oral cross the road

[Staple Gun]

<dwarfman> gn guys
<spoonitnow> we check down to river, i make my flush runner runner
* dwarfman is now known as DwarfySleeps
<spoonitnow> just for shits i bet 500 into the 150 pot
<spoonitnow> and dumbass calls
* Wolfblood has quit IRC (Quit)
<loanhorse> dman says gn
<loanhorse> everyone ignores him
<loanhorse> cuz we know hes going to be on in like 2 mins
<loanhorse> saying gn againh
* loanhorse was kicked by DwarfySleeps (loanhorse)

[sandstorm]

‹@nmee12› and electronic bj machines
‹@nmee12› that ran on tokens
‹@nmee12› but it was crazy becaause
‹@nmee12› if you won
‹anarchoi12› Number of FPP points on my stars account : 666
‹@nmee12› you got tokens back
‹niChuuu12› and exhanged into cahs .. ?
‹niChuuu12› lol
‹@nmee12› no
‹@nmee12› had to play games with them
‹@nmee12› but
‹sandstorm12› electronic bj machine? wtf that is perverted
<@ake12› electronic bj..uuuuhmm
‹niChuuu12› haha
<niChuuu12› i saw that coming :\
‹@8nmee12› sandstorm this was at a kid place
‹@ake12› hmm
‹sandstorm12› uuuhmm indeed
‹@ake12› youre the pervert
‹@ake12› with naughty thoughts
‹@nmee12› Black jack dammit
‹sandstorm12› was it neverland?
‹niChuuu12› she even made the sounds
‹niChuuu12› errr
‹niChuuu12› oops

[ake]

Blacklisting is FUN

[17:10] <fiShuuu> estrop
[17:11] <fiShuuu> try joingin #Cybrsx
[17:11] <fiShuuu> estrop
[17:11] <fiShuuu> AHHAHAHAHA
[17:11] <fiShuuu> PWND
[17:11] <Estrop> * You were kicked by fiShuuu (FUCKER, blacklisted ‹24›)
[17:11] <Estrop> fuck you
[17:11] *** ake sets mode: +o fiShuuu
[17:11] *** Estrop was kicked by ake (ake)
[17:11] *** Joins: Estrop ([email protected])
[17:11] *** fiShuuu sets mode: +b *[email protected]
[17:11] *** Estrop was kicked by fiShuuu (FUCKER, blacklisted ‹25›)

[hydroseeds]

I don't get that.

[ake]

I don't get that.

I C Y

[21:31] <dwarfman> What do you call a man with half a brain?
[21:31] <dwarfman> Hydroseeds.
[21:31] <Hydroseeds> I dont get it
[21:31] <dwarfman> exactly

[hydroseeds]

Ake:

Talking about Tiger Woods, the golfer:

[01:32] <dwarfman> also i shook hands with him back in 2003 at the british open
[01:32] <boostNslide> nice
[01:32] <dwarfman> it's like we're best buddies
[01:33] <boostNslide> did you grab for his cock?
[01:33] <boostNslide> not in a gay way.. you know.. just to say you did..

[DoGGz]

fell off my chair, rofl

<loanhorse> What up to all my faggots
<dnuts> boost isn't here

[DoGGz]

<niChuuake`bed> Swap.N.Swallow.4.Young.Cheerleaders.XXX.DVDRip.WWW.Fenixp2p.com
<niChuuake`bed> oh fuck
<niChuuake`bed> errr
<niChuuake`bed> i mean
<DoGGz> rofl
<DoGGz> tell me if it's good, k?
<niChuuake`bed> yeeeeaaa... ok im gonna have to download it then
<niChuuake`bed> cuz u want a reviewwww....
<niChuuake`bed> yeaaaaa....

[bigred]

nichu, got bash? ya poser.....

[midas06]

[16:31] <spoonitnow> i just made the big stack at my table my BITCH
[16:31] <spoonitnow> 30 of 240
[16:32] * IHNLAIG|niChuuu fucks spoonitnow
[16:32] <IHNLAIG|niChuuu> oh ya
[16:32] <IHNLAIG|niChuuu> thats is
[16:32] * spoonitnow fucks spoonitnow too
[16:32] <IHNLAIG|niChuuu> thats it*
[16:32] <IHNLAIG|niChuuu> nice
[16:32] <IHNLAIG|niChuuu> u like that huh ?
[16:32] <spoonitnow> dp
[16:32] <IHNLAIG|niChuuu> u like that ?
[16:32] <spoonitnow> YES DADDY
[16:32] <IHNLAIG|niChuuu> say u like it
[16:32] <IHNLAIG|niChuuu> OH YEA
[16:32] <spoonitnow> I LIKE IT DADDY
[16:32] <IHNLAIG|niChuuu> SAY IT
[16:32] <spoonitnow> stfu
[16:32] <IHNLAIG|niChuuu> YES
[16:32] <IHNLAIG|niChuuu> YES
[16:32] <IHNLAIG|niChuuu> ok
[16:32] <IHNLAIG|niChuuu> im done

[midas06]

[16:32] <IHNLAIG|niChuuu> wow is this quote material ?
[16:32] <IHNLAIG|niChuuu> for the forum ?
[16:33] <IHNLAIG|niChuuu> My god old chum, I think it is!

[DoGGz]

<dwarfman> you spread rumours about me
<dwarfman> people believe them
<dwarfman> my popularity is damaged at your expense.
<niChuuu`IHNLAIG> I HAEVNT HRD ANY RUM0RS
<dwarfman> your fault
<zGGoD_poker> what
<niChuuu`IHNLAIG> AND IM TEH ACTIVE
<dwarfman> you don't expect to get away with that, do you?
<zGGoD_poker> your popularity?
<rippy> your popularity....ROTFLMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
<n00bJack> is it true.. that rumor about dwarfman crossdressing?
<zGGoD_poker> YOUR POPULATIRTY?
<niChuuu`IHNLAIG> what popularity?
<niChuuu`IHNLAIG> what popularity?
<niChuuu`IHNLAIG> what popularity?
<niChuuu`IHNLAIG> what popularity?
<niChuuu`IHNLAIG> what popularity?
<niChuuu`IHNLAIG> what popularity?

[21:16] <DwarfyCanRead> Xianti, i'm in love with you.
[21:17] <Xianti> Okay. I need to go. Thanks. Cheers.
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[midas06]

[23:56] <@Triptanes> what sport do u enjoy?
[23:57] <sarahhhh> umm...football...cheerleading....iceskating
[23:57] <@Triptanes> enjoy spectating?
[23:57] <@Triptanes> ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
[23:57] <@Triptanes> ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
[23:57] <midas06> cheerleading?
[23:57] <@Triptanes> cheereleading != sport
[23:57] <midas06> sport?
[23:57] <midas06> lol
[23:57] <sarahhhh> hey now
[23:57] <sarahhhh> u dont want to go there
[23:57] <@Triptanes> ur an all star
[23:57] <@Triptanes> i forgot the rest of the song
[23:57] <@Triptanes> ill watch shrek and tell u the rest
[23:58] <sarahhhh> k
[23:58] <@Triptanes> but but
[23:58] <@Triptanes> it's a sport?
[23:58] <midas06> yea
[23:58] <midas06> havent u watched bring it on?
[23:58] * lambchop smiles cuz he f***s a cheerleader every nite
[23:58] <midas06> LOL
[23:58] <sarahhhh> u are so horrible
[23:58] <sarahhhh> i hate you

[20:55] <Hydroseeds> show me yours and I"ll show you mine

[Sykedupp]

[10:31] <SixT-4> man I have the greatest wind tonight
[10:31] <SixT-4> *paaaarp*
[10:31] <SixT-4> lovely warm loud farts
[10:31] <SixT-4> over and over
[10:31] <SixT-4> anyone wanna come over and play some xbox with me?
[10:31] <edudlive> i wish
[10:32] <edudlive> im so bored
[10:32] <SixT-4> wanna screw?
[10:32] <ake> fag
[10:32] <ake> good night
[10:33] * Triptanes|Class is now known as Triptanes|CTB
[10:33] * SixT-4 hops into bed with ake
[10:33] <SixT-4> NIGHT GUYS
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[10:33] * SixT-4 has quit IRC (Signed off)
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[10:34] <SixT-4> boy that was good


-Chris

[midas06]

[23:41] <boostNslide> why do guys like lesbians but girls dont liek fags?
[23:41] <midas06> because guy on guy is gross
[23:42] <boostNslide> nah-uh
[23:42] <boostNslide> err I maen..
[23:42] <boostNslide> yah totally...
[23:42] <midas06> lol
[23:42] <boostNslide> stupid fags..

Is there seriously no-one else intersting to talk to?

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[16:29] * netfire.va.us.quakenet.org sets mode: +o L
[16:29] <Estrop> wb L
[16:29] <DwarfyinMTT> hey L
[16:30] <niChuuu> sup L
[16:30] <DwarfyinMTT> how's it going?
[16:30] <niChuuu> u play poker L ?

[Estrop]

* ake has left #flopturnriver (I can't stand Estrop)

[Estrop]

<boostNslide> Curtom: you got a lot to learn about tournament poker baby.
<boostNslide> GetSome33: yeah ok
<boostNslide> GetSome33: pokerdb me sir
<boostNslide> GetSome33: i got 5th in this tourni 2 weeks ago
<boostNslide> HAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAH
<boostNslide> this is a 180man sng
<boostNslide> ROOOOFl
<DwarfyinMTT> lol
<Estrop> rofl
<spoonitnow> LOL!
<boostNslide> omfg..
<boostNslide> that is THE funniest shit Ive ever seeen

[bigred]

[12:38] <BigRed> pantherhoud, does cluelessness run in ur family?
[12:38] <pantherhound> what?
[12:38] <BigRed> ...
[12:38] <pantherhound> I don't understand.
[12:38] <BigRed> looks like a sprint, no?

[17:41] <BigRed> Ake, want to play pong?
[17:41] <ake> k
[17:41] <BigRed> I'll server
[17:41] <ake> ok
[17:41] <BigRed> | .
[17:42] <ake> | .
[17:42] <ake> FUCK!
[17:42] <BigRed> wow
[17:42] <BigRed> ACE!
[17:42] <ake> again
[17:42] <BigRed> Ok
[17:42] <BigRed> 1-0
[17:42] <ake> ok
[17:42] <BigRed> | .
[17:42] <ake> .|
[17:42] <BigRed> | --.
[17:42] <BigRed> those --- are speed lines
[17:42] <ake> | --------.
[17:42] <ake> fucking shit
[17:43] <BigRed> 2-0!
[17:43] <ake> ok one more
[17:43] <ake> first to 3
[17:43] <ake> ok?
[17:43] <BigRed> ok
[17:43] <ake> I serve
[17:43] <BigRed> . |
[17:43] <ake> .--- |
[17:43] <BigRed> Fault
[17:43] <ake> stop
[17:43] <ake> It was a good serve
[17:43] <ake> you miss?
[17:43] <ake> 2-1
[17:43] <BigRed> IT WAS CLEARLY OUT
[17:43] <ake> I serve again
[17:43] <ake> .- |
[17:43] <BigRed> NO IT WAS OUT
[17:43] <ake> omfg
[17:43] <ake> cheater
[17:43] <BigRed> ARE U FUCKING BLIND?
[17:43] <ake> youre such a sore loser BigRed
[17:44] <ake> this is always the case when we play pong
[17:44] <ake> stfu BigRed..
[17:44] <BigRed> I QUIT
[17:44] <ake> learn the rules
[17:44] <ake> yeah
[17:44] <BigRed> RETIRING AS UNDEFEATED CHAMPION
[17:44] <ake> whatever

[hydroseeds]

<Hydroseeds> you are also gay
<Miffed> i know
<Miffed> ty

We knew it all along!

[edudlive]

<jfish> 'i lost my make 1k in a day virginity'
<edudlive> maybe you should lose your real virginity now

(17:58:02) edudlive: anyone wanna buy a slightly used hooker?
(17:58:16) LeFou: how many miles
(17:58:37) edudlive: she's still got a good 1,000 miles left before she needs a change
(17:58:43) LeFou: does it have A/C?
(17:58:53) edudlive: yeah
(17:58:53) LeFou: power windows?
(17:58:57) edudlive: she blows great

[LeFou]

I think I played this hand well:

Shaun98si lefou are you french?
LeFou maybe
BigRed96es300 LE!
BigRed96es300 DUH!
LeFou pour autant que je sache
Shaun98si from where?
LeFou Dallas

[DoGGz]

<PassTheSUGAHHHH> loaning ripp cash to play poker = - EV
<PassTheSUGAHHHH> lolol
<PassTheSUGAHHHH> until I hit a big MTT then all you fuckers who ever doubted me are gonna be linin up to kiss my ass
<PassTheSUGAHHHH> and that day is coming my friends
<PassTheSUGAHHHH> mark my words


Marked!

[drdeutsch]

Hydroseeds: I just folded a royal flush
Hydroseeds: i think the guy had me outkicked

[drdeutsch]

Hydroseeds: I want a brownie
Estrop: here, have mine
Hydroseeds: I said a brownie, not a young male's virginity

[journey075]

Hydroseeds: I want a brownie
Estrop: here, have mine
Hydroseeds: I said a brownie, not a young male's virginity

hahahaha

[midas06]

<midas06> why america has to be different in EVERYTHING i dont know
<Molinero7CSFree> cuz we got the bomb, n00b

[ake]

[N] David_Hasselhoff_-_The_Night_before_Christmas-2004-MOD.rar (74mb) sent to BigRed in 12 minutes, 41 seconds (39.43KB/s)

[bigred]

<NSFW Link>

[12:55] <BigRed> www.meatspin.com
[12:55] <BigRed> for good times
[12:55] <ake> did you listen to it?
[12:55] <BigRed> like one song
[12:55] <ake> sure buddy
[12:55] <BigRed> so socrny
[12:55] <ake> let's go togheter
[12:55] <ake> gabefish you too
[12:55] <ake> come with us to www.meatspin.com
[12:55] <ake> Miffed22001 too
[12:56] <BigRed> i dunno if they're cool enough
[12:56] <ake> true.
[12:56] <ake> Don't go there
[12:56] <BigRed> u probably shouldn't have asked them
[12:56] <BigRed> u loser
[12:56] <gabefish> is it worksafe
[12:56] <ake> it's reserved
[12:56] <ake> sorry
[12:56] <BigRed> just don't go gabe, ur not invited
[12:56] <ake> Miffed22001 can still come
[12:56] <ake> I think
[12:56] <ake> he's kinda cool..since he's british
[12:56] <BigRed> i dunno
[12:56] <ake> but maybe not cool enough for www.meatspin.com
[12:56] <BigRed> dunno if they're cool enough
[12:56] <gabefish> oooooooooooooooooooooooooh
[12:56] <gabefish> fuck
[12:56] <BigRed> LOL
[12:57] <ake> LOL.
[12:57] <ake> gabefish pm..
[12:57] <ake> BigRed this is your fault
[12:57] <ake> he got fired
[12:57] <gabefish> BigRed
[12:57] <BigRed> i'll take the blame