In bullet form

-Super redneck
-Cheap asshole
-Steals food
-Steals beer
-Bogarts his own beer
-If you take one of his beers, he'll just replace it with someone else's
-Is terrible to his gf
-"Baby put your clothes on, we're going to walmart"
-screwed on my couch
-carves shit in my couch
-doesn't attend classes, sleeps all day and drinks all night
-is an idiot with money when he has it which directly costs everyone else since he's a mooch
-pisses with the door open
-is basically naked until 6 pm every day
-broke my wii and tried to hide it
-broke my hookah (ceramic top $10 to replace) and agreed to replace it but never did.
-is basically an idiot


Obviously just found out he stained my couch 2 days after I get home so it's gone from him being just my roommate to being the focus of all my worldly hatred. Do me one better.