Official barmy blowsy bleedin bollocks British thread

[wufwugy]

Hulu - Saturday Night Live: British Movie

[kiwiMark]

lol at posting a hulu link itt

[a500lbgorilla]

Oh, does your country not enjoy the freedom to surf hulu?

[a500lbgorilla]

lol, I thought there was a way to surf from outside the US, but if this is it - Proxies and Watching Hulu from Canada - good luck making it work.

[Warpe]

Don't know if this still works but give it a try:

For Canadian viewers, if you are using firefox, install the following addon:
http://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/967 then:
1) In Firefox, Go to tools->modify headers
2) From the drop down box on the left select add
3) Then enter: "X-Forwarded-For" in the first input box without the quotation marks
4) Enter: "12.13.14.15" in the second input box without the quotation marks
5) Leave the last input box empty, and save the filter, and enable it
http://imgur.com/Feb4.png
6) Click the 'Configuration' tab on the right then proceed to check the 'always on' button.
Close the Modify Headers box and it should work.

[Warpe]

FoxyProxy

[BennyLaRue]

Steak & Kidney pie is pretty goot. You guys sure know what kind of food goes after 6 pints.

[Ash256]

[Penneywize]

sick unibrow

[WillburForce]

what does blowsy mean?

[a500lbgorilla]

what does blowsy mean?

You chauncey rubble bladder, quit havin a toss.

[WillburForce]

Speaking of tea I've got myself a nice cup of PG tips right now. For elevensies I've got a little slice of lemon drizzle cake.

Engerland. Fuck Yeah.

[rong]

FYI all you Brits, iraqgoals works on android

[WillburForce]

FYI all you Brits, iraqgoals works on android

I have no idea what you're talking about.

[rong]

iraqgoals shows most prem league games live, for free.

[WillburForce]

ah ha!

[bigred]

For inventing the language you guys make no fucking sense

[rong]

You can learn propper english here:

YouTube - Squeeze - Cool for Cats - TOTP (with the dancing girls)

[WillburForce]

Squeeze rule.

[BennyLaRue]

Ohhhhh, I get it now:

In the United Kingdom, an ASBO may be issued in response to "conduct which caused or was likely to cause harm, harassment, alarm or distress, to one or more persons not of the same household as him or herself and where an ASBO is seen as necessary to protect relevant persons from further anti-social acts by the Defendant."[6] In England and Wales they are issued by Magistrates' Courts, and in Scotland by the Sheriff Courts.

A police notice on the street in Richmond



The British government introduced ASBOs by the Crime and Disorder Act 1998. In the UK, a CRASBO is a "criminally related" ASBO. One local authority has published photos of those given ASBOs on an Internet site.[7] Anti-social behaviour includes a range of problems such as:[8] [9]

• noise pollution
• windmilling
• busking
• drunken behaviour
• abandoning cars
• stealing/mugging/shoplifting
• begging
• vandalism/criminal damage
• loitering
• littering/fly tipping/dog fouling
• dealing/consumption of controlled recreational drugs
• intimidation
• fare dodging
• spitting
• dogging (theatrical public sex)

[philly and the phanatics]

[ ] SNL skit was funny

it'd have been one thing if they at least sounded British while making those sounds

[Miffed22001]

45 degree angle on those caps - definite chavs

[WillburForce]

45 degree angle on those caps - definite chavs

its all about the angle. Showing just enough of the shaved head underneath.

[Muzzard]

FYI all you Brits, iraqgoals works on android

can not find in appbrain

edit: oh its just a website

[kmind]

[ ] SNL skit was funny

it'd have been one thing if they at least sounded British while making those sounds

this...SNL sucks now

I have a British family living next to me and one of the girls tried to be friends with me but I couldn't understand a word she said. We don't speak now. Awesome story on my part.

Although one time she told me she was off to her oral Spanish exam and I would have loved to had seen that.

[Keith]

Steak & Kidney pie is pretty goot. You guys sure know what kind of food goes after 6 pints.

It sure as hell ain't Steak & kidney pie......almost feels like it should be a challenge to the colonists to guess what brits do usually eat after 6 pints.

[WillburForce]

It sure as hell ain't Steak & kidney pie......almost feels like it should be a challenge to the colonists to guess what brits do usually eat after 6 pints.

I always like a ruby. Feel the ring of fire with the hangover the next day.

[rong]

Yeah, that or donna n chips

[daven]

It sure as hell ain't Steak & kidney pie......almost feels like it should be a challenge to the colonists to guess what brits do usually eat after 6 pints.

off to the rub a dub for a pint of britney?
then some fucking curry mate

[WillburForce]

Down the frog to the rub a dub, meet the lads, few cheeky sherbets, then for a ruby.

Exactly what I'm doing this weekend.

[kevster]

Down the frog to the rub a dub, meet the lads, few cheeky sherbets, then for a ruby.

Exactly what I'm doing this weekend.

Planning ahead. It's only Wednesday.

I always liked "Battlecruiser" for pub. More syllables admittedly.

[kevster]

You can learn propper english here:

YouTube - Squeeze - Cool for Cats - TOTP (with the dancing girls)

"I'm invited in for coffee and I give the dog a bone"

[wufwugy]

Who wins in a fight: Piers Morgan vs Ricky Gervais?

[wufwugy]

And Piers has just had three gin and tonics, so he's in right good shape

[WillburForce]

I wouldn't piss on Piers Morgan if he was on fire. The guy is a complete and utter cunt. In fact I'd wait until he burned to death, then piss on his charred remains.

[kevster]

I wouldn't piss on Piers Morgan if he was on fire. The guy is a complete and utter cunt. In fact I'd wait until he burned to death, then piss on his charred remains.

Yeah, pretty much this.

[BennyLaRue]

almost feels like it should be a challenge to the colonists to guess what brits do usually eat after 6 pints.

The challenging part would be drumming up enough attention span to care about such minutiae.

[Muzzard]

donner kebab is fucking awful

[WillburForce]

donner kebab is fucking awful

yah - never eat that shit. Just a get a shish if you're in a Turkish kebab shop.

Lebanese shwarmas are the shizzle.