Beat: You lost 3 buy ins at 200nl to casino donks
Brag: You lost the equivalent of 1 and 1/2 buy ins at 400nl.
Brag: You played way more aggressive than anyone else at the table
Brag: You probably pissed some old guy off because you bet hands besides top pair
Brag: You stayed in a super balla room last night
Brag: You met some other 5/10+ guys who hopefully were cool.