Oh, and about the testing. About a month ago they did what was called "surge testing", where they pick an area of the country where there's been a lot of cases lately and try to test everyone to see how prevalent it is. A lady came to my door, gave me a test kit, and came back later in the day to pick it up. I stuck the thing up my nose and swirled it around like I was digging for gold, filled in all the paperwork and followed all the instructions on how to put it in the vial, etc.

I'm still waiting for them to tell me the result. It's been a fucking month. I mean obviously the chance I had it are low 'cause I never had any symptoms, but what was the point of mass-testing people and then not telling them what their result was?

Possible I just fell through the cracks or something, dunno - should talk to my neighbors I suppose.