One theory doing the rounds is that this fuel crisis was manufactured because less fuel was used during the pandemic lockdown and fuel companies have large stockpiles of fuel that are close to spoiling. Of course there's no way to prove or disprove this idea, but it's viable.
The only problem with their evil plan is they don't have enough drivers to transport the fuel to the petrol stations.
I just think we should suspend judgment on Boris until we have all the facts through an inquiry, police investigation, and parliamentary commission...then we should explode him.
also,
I'd like to be called Lord Poopy His Most Gloriously Excellent.