They both worked equally really fucking hard at it.
Sure they did. I'm sure the accountant was practising sums in his spare time through his entire childhood. I'm sure he is as fit.

The accountant went to uni and was pretty much guaranteed a job because someone is always hiring an accountant.

The footballer was practising from an early age, all the time, more so than your average kid who just has a kickabout now and then. If he's really serious when he gets in his teens, he'll have to ensure he's fit enough, so he'll have to go for a jog every day, make sure he doesn't smoke, less parties... the accountant can get as drunk as he likes at the weekend.

You think being a footballer is as easy as being an accountant?

That's why it's fair.

As for the queen, so she has a palace. What do you care? She earns it by being gawped at by millions of people and not being able to have a normal life. You think that's an easy life just because you don't ever have to worry about running out of bog roll? I wouldn't swap lives with her for shit.