The Official Cunnilingus Thread

[Renton]

on in general, if someone goes down on you it's bad manners not to return the favor imo.

I don't really agree with this. I think its more of a loose "I owe you / you owe me" policy. There's something really really nice about just a random impromptu blowjob that doesn't require any sort of reciprocal response. I'm assuming ladies feel the same about getting eaten out. Sometimes you just want to pop one off and go to sleep. I do agree though that eating out more should result in more beejes on average, though, and that's pretty true in my limited experience.

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I don't really agree with this. I think its more of a loose "I owe you / you owe me" policy. There's something really really nice about just a random impromptu blowjob that doesn't require any sort of reciprocal response. I'm assuming ladies feel the same about getting eaten out. Sometimes you just want to pop one off and go to sleep. I do agree though that eating out more should result in more beejes on average, though, and that's pretty true in my limited experience.

This tit for tat "point keeping" behavior destroys relationships.

pfft at both of you. i am talking about 1 nighters. relationships what are this?

[Savy]

pfft at both of you. i am talking about 1 nighters. relationships what are this?

Going down on a girl on a one night stand, funny guy.

[Renton]

Going down on a girl on a one night stand, funny guy.

For those of us that are turned on by doing it, its not that funny. Also logistically I've just kind of got to the point where my penis is more comfortable at the post-cun vaginal moisture level than the mild arousal moisture level. And yes that was the most disgusting sentence I've ever concocted.

[Savy]

For those of us that are turned on by doing it, its not that funny. Also logistically I've just kind of got to the point where my penis is more comfortable at the post-cun vaginal moisture level than the mild arousal moisture level. And yes that was the most disgusting sentence I've ever concocted.

Clearly you haven't considered a few factors.

1) The state of the girls that will sleep with me
2) The state that I'm in to sleep with the girls that will sleep with me
3) The amount of effort I'm required to put in whilst in that state
4) How little I care

[The Bean Counter]

Not sure I've got the sample size these past few years to give an accurate answer, but my proportion is definitely declining now I'm in a long-term relationship where we both grind 12-14 hour working days. That's not a valid excuse for not doing it ofc, but that's the reality when you are both knackered and time-bound.

I can't believe how many times I have heard "Where did you learn to do that?"

Pretty sure every woman says this to every new man, apart from those times when you're so far off from each other on the sexual compatibility scale, you might as well have not bothered and it would obviously be a lie.

Going down on a girl on a one night stand, funny guy.

Yeah, this if with a complete stranger.