<boostNslide> my girl would be hot..
<boostNslide> but I beat her a bit much..
<iwa`> ...
<vqchuang|working> ur penis is a chick?
<ake> oooh
<ake> today's monday
<ake> I thought it was tuesday
<ake> Awesome.
<laeelin> you just gained a day
<ake> thanks, Im looking forward to wasting it
* dwarfman hard
* a500lbgorilla repulsed.
* ake hugs everybody
<boostNslide> someone ban red.
<red`hw> D:
* red`hw sets mode: +b *!*@cpe-69-202-69-53.twcny.res.rr.com
* red`hw was kicked by red`hw (red`hw)
<a500lbgorilla> So...
<a500lbgorilla> How do we get him back?
<boostNslide> why would you want him back?
<a500lbgorilla> Touche
* iwasakib` votes boostNslide isn't funny, all in favor say aye
<vqchuang|working> abstain!
<a500lbgorilla> Which vote highlights how much of an asshole iwa is?
<a500lbgorilla> I think it's "nay."
<a500lbgorilla> I'll vote nay.
[23:14] <Ripptyde> hey so did I tell you guys....the other day i went to Kentucky Fried Chicken and totally scarfed out.......and damned if my farts didnt smell like original recipe'
[23:14] <pokerfanatic> LOL
[23:14] <Ripptyde> it was trippy
[23:19] <Ripptyde> i farted and my girlfriend is like 'marty did you eat at KFC last night?"....Im like yea
[23:19] <Ripptyde> lol @ 11 herbs and spices flatulence
[23:20] <Ripptyde> the colonel would be proud
[23:20] <gutshot_> i imagine the colonel is rolling over in his grave right now at the mere existence of this conversation
<gutshot_> if you like eating, i highly recommend a vacation on a cruise ship.
<gutshot_> i gained like 7 lbs last week and i was shitting 3 times a day.
<gutshot_> it was glorious.
<a500lbgorilla> I wasnt talking to one of the most skillful players in the game, i was talking to Radasuck.
<a500lbgorilla> *shack
<AvatarKava> Those keys are so close to each other...
* ilikeaces86 Im that mountain in the sky... hey I made it...Im the worlds greatest
<Radashack> Chris better be carful you wont fit through the door if you keep that up
<AvatarKava> please, he's been validated by 'rilla
<AvatarKava> he must be the greatest
<+dsaxton> do you guys think i'm handsome?
<+Michael1123> Rilla would fuck you, Saxton
<+dsaxton> shit
<+Michael1123> you do breathe, right?
* NewJack33- sets mode: -EV gabe1
[13:55] <dwarfman> it was when i was checking for any cancerous bumps that i realised i was missing one
[13:55] <BigRed> lol\
[13:55] <BigRed> 1st ball....check
[13:55] <BigRed> 2nd ball....ch...wait....2nd ball.....um....crap
[13:55] <Estrop> 3rd ball....check
[13:56] <BigRed> LOL
a500lbgorilla> I heard what you said about boost.
<UncleBuddy> you stfu
<a500lbgorilla> Hey fuck you buddy.
<UncleBuddy> about the gay porn shoot?
<UncleBuddy> or was it the donkey and the mexican chick?
<a500lbgorilla> Both.
<UncleBuddy> I only talk about what I imagine to be true
<UncleBuddy> like that time when you and I made out
<a500lbgorilla> Becuase you're a fucktard?!
<a500lbgorilla> MAYBE THATS IT>!
<UncleBuddy> wow
<UncleBuddy> thats harsh
<a500lbgorilla> Let's see how it fits on you.
<UncleBuddy> im leaving
* UncleBuddy has left #flopturnriver
<a500lbgorilla> Yah, he was getting really bitchy anyway.
<pokerfanatic> what happened
<a500lbgorilla> I tried to prescribe some Mydol for his cramps and bloating and he stormed off.
<a500lbgorilla> I may have accidentally called him stupid or something.
* UncleBuddy has joined #flopturnriver
* ChanServ sets mode: +v UncleBuddy
<a500lbgorilla> So then that Fucktard says "I'm leaving!" And does!
<a500lbgorilla> LMFAO
<a500lbgorilla> What a stupid fucktard.
<UncleBuddy> shhh
<UncleBuddy> hes back
* UncleBuddy was kicked by pokerfanatic (UncleBuddy)
<pokerfanatic> now hes gone
<a500lbgorilla> Good save.
<UncleBuddy> I AM YOUR FATHER, RILLA
<a500lbgorilla> No!
<a500lbgorilla> It can't be!
* UncleBuddy cuts rillas arm off
<a500lbgorilla> THAT REALLY FUCKING HURT
<a500lbgorilla> Im going to need that later!
* UncleBuddy always wanted a left handed son
<DNuts> ville would be cooler if he was "vile"
<boostNslide> I concur.
<ake> we can't let gabe get away easy on this one
<a500lbgorilla> What does ville mean? Like village ville?
<ake> it's his name
* DNuts is now known as gabeIImen
<boostNslide> his real name?
<a500lbgorilla> For seriously?
<ake> both pingviini and ville are named Ville
<boostNslide> wtf?
<ake> finnish name
<ake> s
<a500lbgorilla> Fuck that shit.
<boostNslide> weird..
<gabeIImen> ville is a name?
<ake> wth..
<ake> yes
<a500lbgorilla> No it isn't.
<ake> Damn yankees
<a500lbgorilla> It's a fucking disgrace.
<scgolfer> rilla why are you a homo?
<scgolfer> not that there is anything wrong with that
<a500lbgorilla> Becuase I love all of God's creatures. Equally.
<a500lbgorilla> And in the pooper.
<Estrop> I'm making $-2.60 a hour
<Estrop> I'll be a millionaire in..
<arkana> last decade
<rippyfillmaff> Hi Cyndy by the way...we havent 'met'...Im Rippy
<rippyfillmaff> havent seen you before
<Cyndy_Lou> wow thats a lot better than who the fuck is cyndy lou
<rippyfillmaff> wanna cyber ?
<Estrop> I have problems with A6, I know its like one of the best hands because it has an ace, do I just push it before the flop?
Seriously, that old thread is cracking me up.