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    Default The Official longest thread on FTR 2

    ok guys, so im starting this up with the permission of rilla.

    Rules: NO DULL REMARKS... aka no lol only posts, or just posting a quote...if you are gonna post on this thread, you must say something of use to the thread, or even something useful if you feel like going that far. Bascially anything goes, except for nudity, foul laungage, etc...

    SPAMMERS READY... FORUM WHORES READY.... LETS GET IT ON!
    back looking to make some moolah
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tim Vecchioni
    ok guys, so im starting this up with the permission of rilla.

    Rules: NO DULL REMARKS... aka no lol only posts, or just posting a quote...if you are gonna post on this thread, you must say something of use to the thread, or even something useful if you feel like going that far. Bascially anything goes, except for nudity, foul laungage, etc...

    SPAMMERS READY... FORUM WHORES READY.... LETS GET IT ON!
    well isnt there a lot of action here?
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    Wow miffed was about one unit of lameness away from getting round 2 locked right off the bat. :P

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    there will be tons of action here, however lets try a little game...whatever post you read last ont his thread, make a remark on it...so that each post will be meaningful and be worth reading the response...
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    lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    lol

    -'rilla
    Are we to assume you are taking the piss with this remark?
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    i believe so as you will see rilla is a ass munching douche nozzle who doesn't follow the rules...OP BAN
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    nevermind this post.
    it has gone through many iterations.
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    one time i was driving and this guy passes me. and i was like, omg. and he was like, LOL. and i was like, hey. and he was like, hey. and then god ate him. true story.
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    I eat MTT's for dinner
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    Quote Originally Posted by ilikeaces86
    I eat MTT's for dinner


    I eat baby seals. Chomp Chomp!



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    i was driving to work today and i saw a cop
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    I rode my bicycle to work today.
    This thread sucks.
    To win in poker you only need to be one step ahead of your opponents. Two steps may be detrimental.
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    This thread does suck. Work is boring and you guys arent helping.
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    The english prefer tea and crumpets. Americans prefer to kick your ass.

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    God damnit, why does my pic keep dying?!

    It's some fish food that I MSPainted MTTs over the old brand name which I cleverly removed with cut.

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    I bunked off work today because i simply could'nt be arsed?
    Do you think im bad?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Miffed22001
    I bunked off work today because i simply could'nt be arsed?
    I don't even understand this sentence.
    And yes, All British are bad. Hence the Declaration of Independence.
    Wait... you're not even British.
    You're like the crazy Irish guy in Braveheart.
    To win in poker you only need to be one step ahead of your opponents. Two steps may be detrimental.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Miffed22001
    I bunked off work today because i simply could'nt be arsed?
    Do you think im bad?
    I left work early cause I couldn't be bothered?

    bunk off Verb. To shirk one's duties. A common adolescent's term for avoiding school lessons.

    Adj. Concerned, bothered. Usually heard in the negative sense of can't be arsed. E.g."I can't be arsed with work today, it's too damned hot."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Muxy
    Quote Originally Posted by Miffed22001
    I bunked off work today because i simply could'nt be arsed?
    Do you think im bad?
    I left work early cause I couldn't be bothered?

    bunk off Verb. To shirk one's duties. A common adolescent's term for avoiding school lessons.

    Adj. Concerned, bothered. Usually heard in the negative sense of can't be arsed. E.g."I can't be arsed with work today, it's too damned hot."
    Muxy=filth.
    Good call. nh. (you got it right too!)
    YOU DARE TO CALL ME IRISH!!!!!!
    I may be slightly mad, slightly mad.
    BUT IM NOT DAMN IRISH
    :P
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    hell yea, thats some awesome shit right there
    back looking to make some moolah
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    Quote Originally Posted by Miffed22001
    Quote Originally Posted by Muxy
    Quote Originally Posted by Miffed22001
    I bunked off work today because i simply could'nt be arsed?
    Do you think im bad?
    I left work early cause I couldn't be bothered?

    bunk off Verb. To shirk one's duties. A common adolescent's term for avoiding school lessons.

    Adj. Concerned, bothered. Usually heard in the negative sense of can't be arsed. E.g."I can't be arsed with work today, it's too damned hot."
    Muxy=filth.
    Good call. nh. (you got it right too!)
    YOU DARE TO CALL ME IRISH!!!!!!
    I may be slightly mad, slightly mad.
    BUT IM NOT DAMN IRISH
    :P
    Calm Yourself Paddy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Irisheyes
    Quote Originally Posted by Miffed22001
    Quote Originally Posted by Muxy
    Quote Originally Posted by Miffed22001
    I bunked off work today because i simply could'nt be arsed?
    Do you think im bad?
    I left work early cause I couldn't be bothered?

    bunk off Verb. To shirk one's duties. A common adolescent's term for avoiding school lessons.

    Adj. Concerned, bothered. Usually heard in the negative sense of can't be arsed. E.g."I can't be arsed with work today, it's too damned hot."
    Muxy=filth.
    Good call. nh. (you got it right too!)
    YOU DARE TO CALL ME IRISH!!!!!!
    I may be slightly mad, slightly mad.
    BUT IM NOT DAMN IRISH
    :P
    Calm Yourself Paddy.
    i have only one word
    POTATOES
    sry mean
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    Quote Originally Posted by Miffed22001
    Quote Originally Posted by Irisheyes
    Quote Originally Posted by Miffed22001
    Quote Originally Posted by Muxy
    Quote Originally Posted by Miffed22001
    I bunked off work today because i simply could'nt be arsed?
    Do you think im bad?
    I left work early cause I couldn't be bothered?

    bunk off Verb. To shirk one's duties. A common adolescent's term for avoiding school lessons.

    Adj. Concerned, bothered. Usually heard in the negative sense of can't be arsed. E.g."I can't be arsed with work today, it's too damned hot."
    Muxy=filth.
    Good call. nh. (you got it right too!)
    YOU DARE TO CALL ME IRISH!!!!!!
    I may be slightly mad, slightly mad.
    BUT IM NOT DAMN IRISH
    :P
    Calm Yourself Paddy.
    i have only one word
    POTATOES
    sry mean
    Just so you know, I'm going to run you over in my tractor.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Irisheyes
    Quote Originally Posted by Miffed22001
    Quote Originally Posted by Irisheyes
    Quote Originally Posted by Miffed22001
    Quote Originally Posted by Muxy
    Quote Originally Posted by Miffed22001
    I bunked off work today because i simply could'nt be arsed?
    Do you think im bad?
    I left work early cause I couldn't be bothered?

    bunk off Verb. To shirk one's duties. A common adolescent's term for avoiding school lessons.

    Adj. Concerned, bothered. Usually heard in the negative sense of can't be arsed. E.g."I can't be arsed with work today, it's too damned hot."
    Muxy=filth.
    Good call. nh. (you got it right too!)
    YOU DARE TO CALL ME IRISH!!!!!!
    I may be slightly mad, slightly mad.
    BUT IM NOT DAMN IRISH
    :P
    Calm Yourself Paddy.
    i have only one word
    POTATOES
    sry mean
    Just so you know, I'm going to run you over in my tractor.
    I think not
    You Irish lot are always to drunk to drive straight.
    Yes i have experience of this i go to University with TOO MANY irish
    :P
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    Quote Originally Posted by Miffed22001
    Quote Originally Posted by Irisheyes
    Quote Originally Posted by Miffed22001
    Quote Originally Posted by Irisheyes
    Quote Originally Posted by Miffed22001
    Quote Originally Posted by Muxy
    Quote Originally Posted by Miffed22001
    I bunked off work today because i simply could'nt be arsed?
    Do you think im bad?
    I left work early cause I couldn't be bothered?

    bunk off Verb. To shirk one's duties. A common adolescent's term for avoiding school lessons.

    Adj. Concerned, bothered. Usually heard in the negative sense of can't be arsed. E.g."I can't be arsed with work today, it's too damned hot."
    Muxy=filth.
    Good call. nh. (you got it right too!)
    YOU DARE TO CALL ME IRISH!!!!!!
    I may be slightly mad, slightly mad.
    BUT IM NOT DAMN IRISH
    :P
    Calm Yourself Paddy.
    i have only one word
    POTATOES
    sry mean
    Just so you know, I'm going to run you over in my tractor.
    I think not
    You Irish lot are always to drunk to drive straight.
    Yes i have experience of this i go to University with TOO MANY irish
    :P
    I think that is imposible. You can never have TOO MANY Irish... Just ask America.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Irisheyes
    Quote Originally Posted by Miffed22001
    Quote Originally Posted by Irisheyes
    Quote Originally Posted by Miffed22001
    Quote Originally Posted by Irisheyes
    Quote Originally Posted by Miffed22001
    Quote Originally Posted by Muxy
    Quote Originally Posted by Miffed22001
    I bunked off work today because i simply could'nt be arsed?
    Do you think im bad?
    I left work early cause I couldn't be bothered?

    bunk off Verb. To shirk one's duties. A common adolescent's term for avoiding school lessons.

    Adj. Concerned, bothered. Usually heard in the negative sense of can't be arsed. E.g."I can't be arsed with work today, it's too damned hot."
    Muxy=filth.
    Good call. nh. (you got it right too!)
    YOU DARE TO CALL ME IRISH!!!!!!
    I may be slightly mad, slightly mad.
    BUT IM NOT DAMN IRISH
    :P
    Calm Yourself Paddy.
    i have only one word
    POTATOES
    sry mean
    Just so you know, I'm going to run you over in my tractor.
    I think not
    You Irish lot are always to drunk to drive straight.
    Yes i have experience of this i go to University with TOO MANY irish
    :P
    I think that is imposible. You can never have TOO MANY Irish... Just ask America.
    This is the old AMerica vs Brits arguement.
    NNow you know why we dont like AMerica.
    At this point you should see why!
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    Isn't Scotland just like a suburb of Ireland?
    To win in poker you only need to be one step ahead of your opponents. Two steps may be detrimental.
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    Yes, with some stray bit of land hanging off the bottom of it. (Engerland)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Xianti
    Last night, I was in the same room with Leonard Maltin, Corbin Bernson and Jerry Mathers.
    Mmmmmm ..... Beaver.
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    do beavers taste good fried?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tim Vecchioni
    do beavers taste good fried?
    They taste good heated, but not fried.
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    mmm, warm beaver.
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    I bought food for my dog yesterday,food that i never bought for him before.
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    my dog shits in the house
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    my dog shits on the coats.

    Or atleast I blame it on him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    my dog shits on the coats.

    Or atleast I blame it on him.

    -'rilla
    If the dog acts like a bitch u need to slap him like a bitch!

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