Oh wait, she says right in the article her white friend was the driver. So obviously she wasn't trying to fool anyone.
You know they can import left-hand steering cars here too, right?
Anyways, I'll let you get back to making yourself a new tinfoil hat.
I just think we should suspend judgment on Boris until we have all the facts through an inquiry, police investigation, and parliamentary commission...then we should explode him.
also,
I'd like to be called Lord Poopy His Most Gloriously Excellent.