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[spoonitnow]

I actually think it's an industry-wide practice. The argument is that men go less often than women, therefore the higher price is justified.

The only places I haven't seen that done is at casino spas, but a pedi in one of those places is like $90 as it is.

That's the price you pay for being gay.

[BananaStand]

That's the price you pay for being gay.

Whatever fag.

I had a good winning night at the poker table once, and often times when that happens, I'll splurge on a massage. The casino spa was offering a special "mens package" that day which allowed me to get the pedi and the massage for roughly the same price.

Up until that point all I ever did was take the hedge clippers to my toenails every couple of weeks. Then, on this day, I got a pedicure.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHAT A DIFFERENCE.

Even the act of putting on socks felt smoother, and more comfortable. I really don't know how to describe how much more comfortable, and healthy my feet felt, and how that feeling improved my overall comportment in ways I still don't understand.

Suffice it to say, as of that day, my feet became someone else's job. And I don't care how gay anyone thinks it is. Don't knock it til you tried it.

[spoonitnow]

Whatever fag.

I had a good winning night at the poker table once, and often times when that happens, I'll splurge on a massage. The casino spa was offering a special "mens package" that day which allowed me to get the pedi and the massage for roughly the same price.

Up until that point all I ever did was take the hedge clippers to my toenails every couple of weeks. Then, on this day, I got a pedicure.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHAT A DIFFERENCE.

Even the act of putting on socks felt smoother, and more comfortable. I really don't know how to describe how much more comfortable, and healthy my feet felt, and how that feeling improved my overall comportment in ways I still don't understand.

Suffice it to say, as of that day, my feet became someone else's job. And I don't care how gay anyone thinks it is. Don't knock it til you tried it.

Lubing up your butthole is probably more comfortable for a foot to slide into it too.

Probably just gave libs their new fucking tax plan. ^

[BananaStand]

Lubing up your butthole is probably more comfortable for a foot to slide into it too.

What you do with yourself during an amyl-fueled haze is your business buddy. I don't need to hear about it.

[spoonitnow]

What you do with yourself during an amyl-fueled haze is your business buddy. I don't need to hear about it.

I'm sure someone will chime in any moment know with an eight-paragraph statistical breakdown.