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[MadMojoMonkey]

He died in a fist fight.
So... outnumbered 15:1, a pudgy, middle-aged reporter decided to engage in a fist fight?
Yep.
Well. Forensic science will surely corroborate your story. Where's the body?
Uhhhhh..... Wait. Scratch that. Look... he left via the back door wearing one of the 15 guys shoes and went sight-seeing.




I'm half expecting to find out the 15 men have an airtight alibi and it's all an elaborate ruse to throw the world off the scent of the actual killers.

[Poopadoop]

"We cut his fingers off so he couldn't make a fist. When he kept fighting, we had to take off an arm, then another arm, then the legs.

He said "it's just a flesh wound," and kept fighting. Good thing there were 15 of us with a bone saw because he was surprisingly agile for someone with no limbs. Finally we overpowered him, and then one of us (Abdul) put on his clothes to go sightseeing in 'cause his own clothes were too bloody.

Why weren't Khashoggi's clothes bloody too? That's the funny thing, he stripped down before he started the fight. So his clothes were the only ones that didn't get any blood on them. And Abdul always wanted to see the Blue Mosque. So he put them on.

Where's his body? Oh, a dog took it. A really big one. Brown, I think.

What? You don't believe that?

Ok, wait. We'll get back to you in a few more days."