*** The Official MAGAposting thread ***

[Poopadoop]

BTW, have you read the Satanic Bible?

I'm guessing he hasn't. More likely he's going with what he hears from Quora or some other reputable source of anecdotal non-evidence.

If not, you should. I bet it's nothing at all like what you think it is.

Careful, you're getting dangerously close to asking him to open his mind here.

It's basically a manifesto that says, "Look. People everywhere want to control you. One of the ways they try to do so is by fabricating a morality system and using it to shame you into behaving differently. The truth is that their morality system is a cartoon, some made-up BS that may or may not have any relevance to your life. The truth is that you know what is right and wrong, good and bad, without being told. There's a learning process for everyone, and mistakes will be made, but it's much better for everyone involved if we follow our own inner sense of morality than to blindly follow someone else's."

See, I did not know this. But it doesn't surprise me to learn the religion is not actually about worshipping Beelzebub.