I can't be fucked to check the historical accuracy of my comments. My point is that the English are not German... both the English and the Germans are largely descended from the same people... Germanic people. At no point in history have Germany invaded England and fucked our women to contaminate our blood.

I don't know if I'm Celtic or Anglo-Saxon, so that one was best left alone. The Normans (the French who conquered us) were descended from Vikings, who were indeed Germanic people. Were the Vikings German? Nope, they were Norse (Norwegian). So Germanic does not mean "from Germany", does it? At least not in the context of the Germanic people. It refers to the ancient culture of Northern Europe, including parts of Germany, but also Scandinavia. It's a broad term.

Germany was named after the Germanic people who occupied it. That much is accurate.