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  1. 04-26-2020 11:27 AM #1
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    I'm actually called Poop. I identify as a bodily function.
    I just think we should suspend judgment on Boris until we have all the facts through an inquiry, police investigation, and parliamentary commission...then we should explode him.
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    I see you now.

    First place is $1190, sweet.

    24th is $14.49.

    Nice payout structure lol.
    I just think we should suspend judgment on Boris until we have all the facts through an inquiry, police investigation, and parliamentary commission...then we should explode him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Poopadoop View Post
    I see you now.

    First place is $1190, sweet.

    24th is $14.49.

    Nice payout structure lol.
    I knew it was £1k+ for 1st but I wasn't checking the current payouts, I was going to look if I got to FT.

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    Wuf Trump?

    No wait,

    Wuf Freedman?
    I just think we should suspend judgment on Boris until we have all the facts through an inquiry, police investigation, and parliamentary commission...then we should explode him.
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    I raised A9s, had to fold pre. That was a brutal hand.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OngBonga View Post
    I raised A9s, had to fold pre. That was a brutal hand.
    was that the one 32s won in the end? wasn't paying attention.
    I just think we should suspend judgment on Boris until we have all the facts through an inquiry, police investigation, and parliamentary commission...then we should explode him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Poopadoop View Post
    was that the one 32s won in the end? wasn't paying attention.
    No, the QQ vs KK. I opened, got called by KK and reraised by QQ.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OngBonga View Post
    No, the QQ vs KK. I opened, got called by KK and reraised by QQ.
    Better to have to fold preflop than face KK post OOP I'd say.
    I just think we should suspend judgment on Boris until we have all the facts through an inquiry, police investigation, and parliamentary commission...then we should explode him.
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    My IRL name is Scott. But I still identify as a bodily function.
    I just think we should suspend judgment on Boris until we have all the facts through an inquiry, police investigation, and parliamentary commission...then we should explode him.
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    Tourneys used to be fun pre-BF, now even people at $1 know the basic plays.
    I just think we should suspend judgment on Boris until we have all the facts through an inquiry, police investigation, and parliamentary commission...then we should explode him.
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    I used to play a lot of tourneys pre -BF. One time I binked first in a large $10 entry, won about $4.5k. That was a good day.

    I went back and looked at the hands afterwards and I had my stack on the line 11 times, and won every single time. Never got it in bad the whole game, but still wat a luckass.
    I just think we should suspend judgment on Boris until we have all the facts through an inquiry, police investigation, and parliamentary commission...then we should explode him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Poopadoop View Post
    I used to play a lot of tourneys pre -BF. One time I binked first in a large $10 entry, won about $4.5k. That was a good day.

    I went back and looked at the hands afterwards and I had my stack on the line 11 times, and won every single time. Never got it in bad the whole game, but still wat a luckass.





    Dude. That's astounding!
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    That shove was 99, can't be letting that go.
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    Second shove was terrible, 66, then I saw the short stack and though "don't do that".
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    I won an FTR tourney on PS back in the day. I don't remember the payout. It wasn't much, if it was in cash. I got a cool FTR merch poker chip for it. It says "Making money is fun" on one side and has the FTR logo on the other.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MadMojoMonkey View Post
    I won an FTR tourney on PS back in the day. I don't remember the payout. It wasn't much, if it was in cash. I got a cool FTR merch poker chip for it. It says "Making money is fun" on one side and has the FTR logo on the other.
    Nice. Pretty sure I won a t-shirt, but I let chelle have it instead because frankly she was cute as fuck and I liked her, and she wanted it.
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    No-one behind you looks like they want to gamble.
    I just think we should suspend judgment on Boris until we have all the facts through an inquiry, police investigation, and parliamentary commission...then we should explode him.
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    The guy with 1BB keeps folding pre lol.
    I just think we should suspend judgment on Boris until we have all the facts through an inquiry, police investigation, and parliamentary commission...then we should explode him.
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    Obv. waiting for AA to make his move.
    I just think we should suspend judgment on Boris until we have all the facts through an inquiry, police investigation, and parliamentary commission...then we should explode him.
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    I hope this is one of the rare occasions where hijacking a thread for poker talk is acceptable.
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    I hope this is one of the rare occasions where hijacking a thread for poker talk is acceptable.
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    Two big stacks facing off now. guy checks to raiser on flop, raiser bets 1/5 of pot lol.
    I just think we should suspend judgment on Boris until we have all the facts through an inquiry, police investigation, and parliamentary commission...then we should explode him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Poopadoop View Post
    Two big stacks facing off now. guy checks to raiser on flop, raiser bets 1/5 of pot lol.
    MTT's are weird. This could be proper sizing.
    The strengh of a hero is defined by the weakness of his villains.
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    Quote Originally Posted by oskar View Post
    MTT's are weird. This could be proper sizing.
    Maybe, but they both had >15 BBs at the time. Looked pretty weak to me.
    I just think we should suspend judgment on Boris until we have all the facts through an inquiry, police investigation, and parliamentary commission...then we should explode him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Poopadoop View Post
    Wuf Trump?

    No wait,

    Wuf Freedman?
    More along the lines of

    Mr. Sunshine

    but that's not it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MadMojoMonkey View Post
    More along the lines of

    Mr. Sunshine

    but that's not it.

    Wuf Ray?
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    Bit of a slogfest now as we're h4h for final table. I could do with a double up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MadMojoMonkey View Post
    More along the lines of

    Mr. Sunshine

    but that's not it.

    Googled Mr. Sunshine in case it's some obscure American reference.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr._Su...018_TV_series)

    So, Wuf is Korean?

    Wuf Jong Un?
    I just think we should suspend judgment on Boris until we have all the facts through an inquiry, police investigation, and parliamentary commission...then we should explode him.
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