I think whoever wins the election, Europe should send a liberation army to the US to install a puppet regime, just as a goof.
Well, they have to do something with the EU Imperial Army.
We already know the US Army is going to be busy trying to flush Trump out of the WH bunker. It's a good time to invade.
I just think we should suspend judgment on Boris until we have all the facts through an inquiry, police investigation, and parliamentary commission...then we should explode him.
also,
I'd like to be called Lord Poopy His Most Gloriously Excellent.