You're moving the goalpost now.
A minute ago you gave an off the wall example about a left-handed person having to deal with people snickering behind his back.
Well that's not really even close to what he said, but at least it's nice to see you haven't given up on the whole reductio ad bananum form of argument.
I just think we should suspend judgment on Boris until we have all the facts through an inquiry, police investigation, and parliamentary commission...then we should explode him.
also,
I'd like to be called Lord Poopy His Most Gloriously Excellent.