there were also several cases before the election that went like this:
MAGA Lawyer: Your honor, the state election people changed the rules on how they count and verify ballots two weeks before the election. We object to the change and ask the court to restore the original rules that we've had for-fucking-ever.
Judge: What's the impact of the rule change? (e.g. not verifying signatures, separating ballots from signatures, enforcing social distancing on observers)
MAGA Lawyer: It removes the mechanisms that prevent fraud. It makes cheating possible.
Judge: Prevent? you mean no crime has happened ?
MAGA Lawyer: Well no, the election hasn't happened yet
Judge: But if nothing bad has happened, I can't fix it. Case dismissed.
MAGA Lawyer: Da fuq?
Judge: Clown world court adjourned.



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