Wrong country, His best hope is a plate of pancakes with maple syrup, or the face of a camping child.
Not a lot of pancakes in the mountains, and campgrounds are too crowded - big risk of getting busted. A couple of hikers would make him a tasty meal though.
I just think we should suspend judgment on Boris until we have all the facts through an inquiry, police investigation, and parliamentary commission...then we should explode him.
also,
I'd like to be called Lord Poopy His Most Gloriously Excellent.