I mean... the creases are clearly from the legs bending toward them.
Trump can bend his knees?
I think they'd be behind the knees in that case, no? Not a crease expert, but don't these have to be from his fat ass sitting on them the day before?
I just think we should suspend judgment on Boris until we have all the facts through an inquiry, police investigation, and parliamentary commission...then we should explode him.
also,
I'd like to be called Lord Poopy His Most Gloriously Excellent.