*** The Official MAGAposting thread ***

[oskar]

Apparently a copy-cat assassin just took a potshot at Biden while he was dozing on a couch in the WH.

Biden very slowly got to his feet, put his fist in the air, and said "Sight, sight, sight!...Er, I mean fight....anyways, what were we talking about again?"

Amazing.

The funny thing is, if Biden got assassinated, it would almost certainly lead to a landslide win for his replacement. With Trump... I'm not so sure. I'm calling a slight bump in the polls for Trump after this failed attempt.

[Poopadoop]

Trump has said it was God that saved him from the bullet.

Biden, meanwhile, thanked his dog.

[Poopadoop]

I'm calling a slight bump in the polls for Trump after this failed attempt.

I think you might underestimate the appeal to Americans of someone who's been shot at.

[oskar]

I think you might underestimate the appeal to Americans of someone who's been shot at.

Countdown to "This will help him win back the black community."

Today there's been another massacre at a refugee camp in the ongoing genocide in Gaza, the Joe Biden Memorial Pier has sunk into the sea after delivering one day's worth of aid, and Joe Biden has been aggressively off-putting in addition to the roaring dementia. What is the whisper thing? What is he doing? None of this is going to get better by November.

I think the best Dems can hope for is a giant bump in polling after Trump takes a bullet Werner Herzog style. At least then they might be able to push Biden out.

Anyway, I've been watching Smiling Friends. Highly recommended. Some might say it's too rooted in reality to offer escape in these cruel times.
https://www.adultswim.com/videos/smi...s/mr-president
You may have to set your VPN to Freedom Land.

[Poopadoop]

Ok I'm starting to think this whole thing could have been stage-acted for the cameras (apart from the kid getting killed, he's really dead).

First, how does someone get within 150m of the ex-POTUS with a rifle and a clear shot? I'm no security expert, but there's no way agents shouldn't be covering that roof, either by being physically on it, or having it surrounded on all sides with security. It's way too close. That's worse security than JFK had in Dealey Plaza.

Second, how does someone miss a target as big as Trump's head from 150m? Three or four times too. And assuming the kid really wanted to kill him, why not aim for his center of gravity and pump four or five shots into his fat torso? There's no way you could miss that.

Third, it seems a bit too convenient that the kid finally gets rumbled by the SS exactly a second or two after he starts shooting. First, they don't see him at all crawling across the roof with a rifle, even with people on the ground shouting and pointing at him for 30sec, and then suddenly he's in the crosshairs and getting picked off just as he finishes his volley? How?

Finally, ok we'll have to see the "injury" to Trump's ear, but it looked like it was all still there, but was just bloodied in the pics. Again, just a bit too convenient. It all makes for the perfect story, and who else would be so brazen as to put on this kind of drama for the audience? Yeah, that's who.

I guess the only bit of the puzzle I'm not sure about is the kid. Who knows though, maybe the CIA recruited him a la Oswald, told him he was going to be on a very important mission, and told him to climb up on the roof and watch the crowd with his gun. Then popopop, Trump swipes his ear with some fake blood, goes down and comes up all defiant. Meanwhile the Feds off the kid. No-one to tell his story.

/tinfoil hat rant.

[OngBonga]

It's extremely easy to believe that there exist people who would, given the chance, kill Trump. There are plenty of people who think he's literally Hitler, and who wouldn't go back in time to take out Hitler in the mid 1930s if they could? When you convince yourself that someone is dangerous enough, you can convince yourself what you're doing is a good thing.

The only thing I find surprising is it took this long for someone to have a serious pop at him. And make no mistake, I believe USA came half an inch from civil war starting. I do believe that a successful assassination of Trump would cause serious breakdown in security in USA.

[Poopadoop]

Lol i've said that in every post.

[OngBonga]

In fact fuck it, let's be super accurate with the analogy.

Let's just shoot you in one ear and bite you on the other. Bet you won't know which ear got shot and which got bit. You won't be able to tell the difference.

[Poopadoop]

In fact fuck it, let's be super accurate with the analogy.

Let's just shoot you in one ear and bite you on the other. Bet you won't know which ear got shot and which got bit. You won't be able to tell the difference.

Let's graze one of your ears with a bullet and bite a chunk out of the other, since that's what actually happened.

The only thing that you said that makes sense is that the bullet was going very fast and even if it did little actual damage in terms of taking out flesh, it could have damaged the blood vessels through the impact of even a very tiny portion of the ear being struck. That would make sense I guess.

[Poopadoop]

Meanwhile, this has been going on at the RNC. America is so fucked if Biden doesn't drop out.

[Poopadoop]

Selling special "assassination shoes." Yeah, this guy's definitely not capable of faking his own near-death experience.


https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/...nation-attempt

[oskar]

Let's just shoot you in one ear and bite you on the other. Bet you won't know which ear got shot and which got bit. You won't be able to tell the difference.

I've had worse dates.