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That seems somewhat more unlikely than some of the conspiracy theories I've suggested and you've mocked. That Skirpal poisoning springs to mind.

You said the UK gov't poisoned it's own people to make everyone mad at Putin iirc. Maybe there was something more to it, but you know why that makes no sense? Because people already hated Putin.

Certainly there was a security failure, and that might or might not have been deliberate. But if you're suggesting that Trump didn't get shot in the ear, and instead acted that out, with fake blood and everything, with absolutely no regard for the safety of his supporters, then he's a fine actor and an even bigger monster than anyone dared think.

I can buy it was just the SS doing a major fuckup deliberately because they don't like Trump (or because they're lazy or hungover or w/e). But let's be clear: that was a MAJOR fuckup. Even I can see that, and like I said I'm no expert on security. They are.

We'll have to see his wound. I just find it a bit convenient the bullet only grazed his ear when his head is the size of two watermelons.

On the subject of conspiracies, I find it hard to believe that any "deep state" actors have any role in this. If you're going to hire someone to put a bullet in Trump's head, then you hire someone who can actually fucking shoot. Seems to me that the kid who did this was an amateur.

They didn't hire the kid to kill Trump in my made-up version of events. He was a patsy. They lured some dumb kid up on the building under some false pretense of defending Trump or w/e then ended him. I mean the kid himself was described as a committed conservative by everyone who knew him. What's he doing shooting at Trump?

It's also weird that afaik the kid left no clues as to his motive. No manifesto, never said anything to anyone, just decided one day he'd go and take out Orange Jesus. Does not compute.