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    Quote Originally Posted by oskar View Post
    What do you mean "put him up to it"? You think there are CIA agents hanging around going "psst, hey kid, wanna shoot the president?"
    It's the heist-movie conundrum. There are way too many parts that have to go together. Somehow you have to get all cops to ignore the guy climbing on the roof. You have to have the guy actually go through with it and not go straight to CNN with his confession...


    At least argue with things I did say, not things I didn't.

    I never said the kid got put up there by someone else to kill Trump. I said that would have been retarded since the kid couldn't even shoot straight.

    What I said was, imagine you want to FAKE an assassination attempt, how would you find a patsy? One way would be to find some dumb kid, recruit him into the CIA, convince him he's there as a counter-sniper protecting Agent Orange. Fake some shots at AO, kill a bystander or two, then kill the kid to keep him from talking. Easy peasy.

    I also said it's very unlikely that's what actually happened. I'm explaining how it could have happened, not saying it did happen.




    Quote Originally Posted by oskar View Post
    Just get Trump at the golf course, or at the Mar-a-Lago buffet. Trying to off a president at a rally is some Columbo bullshit. That might be the single hardest time to do it.
    You think it's harder to kill someone on an open stage with open space for miles around than at a buffet when he's surrounded by the secret service? I'm not saying the latter is easy, but I don't think it's as if he's somehow safer out in the open.

    I bet when he goes golfing they've got agents up in trees and in sand bunkers and standing on the green and everywhere. I bet they don't let anyone get within 2 miles of his fat ass unless they've been cleared.
    I just think we should suspend judgment on Boris until we have all the facts through an inquiry, police investigation, and parliamentary commission...then we should explode him.
    also,
    I'd like to be called Lord Poopy His Most Gloriously Excellent.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Poopadoop View Post
    At least argue with things I did say, not things I didn't.
    You're not the boss of me.

    I also said it's very unlikely that's what actually happened. I'm explaining how it could have happened, not saying it did happen.
    It's also unlikely that the moon is made of cheese, that's why I'm not over here talking about it. You're the one who brought it up. What kind of a pitch is that? "Mr, President, we have been looking into the thing you suggested, and we have found the perfect mark. There's this guy, he can't shoot worth shit. He looks like an asshole, and he's Silver I in CS:GO after 1300 hours. You're safer than a fish in a barrel"

    Who would agree to such a thing? Bad deal!
    The strengh of a hero is defined by the weakness of his villains.
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    Quote Originally Posted by oskar View Post
    You're not the boss of me.
    Ok Ongskar.



    Quote Originally Posted by oskar View Post
    It's also unlikely that the moon is made of cheese, that's why I'm not over here talking about it. You're the one who brought it up. What kind of a pitch is that? "Mr, President, we have been looking into the thing you suggested, and we have found the perfect mark. There's this guy, he can't shoot worth shit. He looks like an asshole, and he's Silver I in CS:GO after 1300 hours. You're safer than a fish in a barrel"
    That's exactly what happened. Prove it didn't.

    Seriously, I'm only playing around with the idea. So for the 100th time, I don't think it's likely, just possible.

    None of the above answers the question of how the kid got on the roof in the first place. Agent Orange was not secured. He never should have been even allowed out of his clown car, never mind left to stand in the open. Explain that one. And yeah, haha, I know, someone made a whoopsie that almost got the ex-POTUS killed. Happens all the time, it's a surprise he hasn't been killed 10 times already by now, etc. etc.

    I mean the scenario I outlined is more plausible than the idea that the SS collectively had a giant brain fart one day and forgot how to do their jobs.
    I just think we should suspend judgment on Boris until we have all the facts through an inquiry, police investigation, and parliamentary commission...then we should explode him.
    also,
    I'd like to be called Lord Poopy His Most Gloriously Excellent.

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