No. You're filling in gaps with nonsense rather than more logical assumptions.
Says the guy who accused me of having a theory involving hundreds of crisis actors.
Next you're going to accuse me of finding a link between the Head of the SS being named Cheatle and Trump looking like a giant cheeto.
I just think we should suspend judgment on Boris until we have all the facts through an inquiry, police investigation, and parliamentary commission...then we should explode him.
also,
I'd like to be called Lord Poopy His Most Gloriously Excellent.