*** Official Politics Shitposting Thread ***

[Poopadoop]

She's quite nice imo. Great dimples, nice smile, nice body. I'd do her, pointy elbows and all.

[OngBonga]

Here's a ten.

[wufwugy]

Half of the time I like them half retarded. I'm also big into characterization-ability. So basically when a chick is half hot half retarded in the face and has a personality that won't bore me to death, she ight.

[wufwugy]

It's like Ivanka. Half hot half retarded (more like 3/4ths hot 1/4th squirrel smuggling nuts in her cheeks).

[wufwugy]

Speaking of! No half retarded here!

[wufwugy]

No greater shitposter than the Shitposter-in-chief-brother

[wufwugy]

DONALD! You sonofabitch!

[wufwugy]

fucking lol

[OngBonga]

She used to be a ten...

[OngBonga]

To be fair, Bjork is also beginning to show signs of Debbie Harry Syndrome. I'm not sure I can seriously continue to rate her ten, either.

[OngBonga]

Ooh Kari from Mythbusters, she's a ten...

[oskar]

Marianne Faithful used to be an 11/10




Now she's a 10/10 granny.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJYh5k6jv8g

Time is a cruel mistress.

[oskar]

To be fair, Bjork is also beginning to show signs of Debbie Harry Syndrome. I'm not sure I can seriously continue to rate her ten, either.

Bjork looked like 16 in her 30's. That's a recording session for Homogenic which came out in 97 when she was 32:
https://youtu.be/ldP7I3OfQYU?t=8m

[OngBonga]

Just hearing her talk does things for me. That accent. Holy fuck that accent.

[wufwugy]

Based Uncle Nige shortlisted for Time Person of the Year! Yesssssssssss!!!

[wufwugy]

The cheeky bastard had best get it.

[wufwugy]

Dow is up over 1000 points since Mr. Trump became President-elect Trump. That's a 1000 points that would not have happened if Clinton won. Markets would have seen her as a continuation of Obama. This is an even bigger rally than I would have predicted, and I was predicting a very bullish next 8 years.

[wufwugy]

[wufwugy]

[wufwugy]

Kenya spot when the media hoaxes stopped working?

[wufwugy]

[wufwugy]

[OngBonga]

...

Craig Murray, the former UK ambassador to Uzbekistan, who is a close associate of Assange, called the CIA claims “bullshit”, adding: “They are absolutely making it up.”
“I know who leaked them,” Murray said. “I’ve met the person who leaked them, and they are certainly not Russian and it’s an insider.

[OngBonga]

Murray goes on to point out that if the Yanks knew who the leak/hack was, they would be relentlessly pursuing them, regardless of their nationality. The evidence for that is currently residing at the Ecuadorian Embassy.

America have no idea who it was, and it certainly wasn't the Russians.

[wufwugy]

It's not like the media pushing this story hasn't been caught in blatant lies many, many, many, many, many times over the election cycle. Their credibility is gone.

[Savy]

It's not like the media pushing this story hasn't been caught in blatant lies many, many, many, many, many times over the election cycle. Their credibility is gone.

The media losing credibility for lying

[wufwugy]

Found y'all new wallpaper

[wufwugy]

[wufwugy]

[wufwugy]

Homicide in Mozambique!

[OngBonga]

More from Craig Murray on the claim that Russia is behind the "hacks" relating to Clinton...

https://www.craigmurray.org.uk/archi...uses-keyboard/

[wufwugy]

Sorry, opposite of a shitpost, can't help it

[wufwugy]

y'all boring af

[CoccoBill]

http://bigthink.com/paul-ratner/the-...ericas-expense

[Savy]

y'all boring af

The last thing you posted never even appeared.

[wufwugy]

The last thing you posted never even appeared.

tried to d-v the gifv

http://i.imgur.com/1GfW0D2.mp4

[wufwugy]

http://bigthink.com/paul-ratner/the-...ericas-expense

opening paragraph is the onion.

[wufwugy]

[a500lbgorilla]

[wufwugy]

lol that is funny

[wufwugy]

Too many lols

[Savy]

He only started giving it the big one when Obama was leaving, if anything he thinks Trump will be the bitch. Otherwise why bother trying to gain status if Trump is going to "run" things.

[wufwugy]

I'm not sure what you're referring to.

[Poopadoop]

lol, President von Clownstick

Happy New Year to all, including to my many enemies and those who have fought me and lost so badly they just don't know what to do. Love!

[wufwugy]

You gotta admit he's gangster at pwnage. Nothing beats his godstomping letter to Mark Cuban, but this will do for the New Year.

[Poopadoop]

Who's he pwning? He sounds like a goofy teenager.

[wufwugy]

pwnage is the language of teenagers.

stuffy is the language of those who can't pwn.

[Poopadoop]

Exactly. It's the kind of language that makes teenagers respect you and adults think you're a social moron.

[wufwugy]

I agree that adults have a long way to go to respecting pwnage.

[Poopadoop]

They do. Just like Trump has a ways to go to becoming an adult.

[OngBonga]

No, sorry, but adult is defined by age, and not by an individual's concept of how an adult behaves.

[wufwugy]

Serious adult when it matters; blasting dorks when it matters.

[Poopadoop]

Yup, blasting Vanity Fair, SNL, Hamilton, etc. were all matters of national security. Had nothing to do with being a narcissistic baby. Lol what a clown.

[Poopadoop]

Hmm, if I change the meaning of what he said so it becomes about biological age rather than maturity, then I can make it sound like he was talking nonsense

well played.

[OngBonga]

Oh I see. So maturity is what defines "adult" to you. Sadly, this is a poor measure, for the simple reason "maturity" is open to interpretation. Age is not, which is why I prefer this measure.

Being petulant and obnoxious is not behaviour exclusive to children. We're talking about a 70 y/o billionaire here. Saying he's not an adult is about as effective insult as saying he's not American.

[JKDS]

You're saying adults can never act childish, because they are older than children?

[CoccoBill]

saying he's not American.

Have you seen his long form birth certificate?

[Poopadoop]

Oh I see. So maturity is what defines "adult" to you. Sadly, this is a poor measure, for the simple reason "maturity" is open to interpretation. Age is not, which is why I prefer this measure.

Why would I contest that he's over 18? You're trying to make the argument about something completely different - because you know I'm right.

Being petulant and obnoxious is not behaviour exclusive to children. We're talking about a 70 y/o billionaire here. Saying he's not an adult is about as effective insult as saying he's not American.

Effective is subjective. It makes me laugh and that's good enough for me.

[OngBonga]

Why would I contest that he's over 18? You're trying to make the argument about something completely different - because you know I'm right.

But you're not right, which is the only reason I'm even bothering to argue this point. Whether you like it or not, Donald Trump is an adult. Google the word "adult" and see what it actually means. It's a very different definition to "mature".

You're saying adults can never act childish, because they are older than children?

No, I'm saying that if an adult acts like a child, he is still an adult. If a dog goes meow, is it a cat? No, it's a fucking dog.

[OngBonga]

Have you seen his long form birth certificate?

No, but I haven't seen yours either.

[Poopadoop]

But you're not right, which is the only reason I'm even bothering to argue this point. Whether you like it or not, Donald Trump is an adult. Google the word "adult" and see what it actually means. It's a very different definition to "mature".

You're absolutely right that a literal interpretation of what I said did not match what I meant. Good job on picking that up.

No, I'm saying that if an adult acts like a child, he is still an adult. If a dog goes meow, is it a cat? No, it's a fucking dog.

If a dog goes meow and starts trying to fuck cats, and you say 'he has a long way to go to becoming a dog', you're not actually disputing whether or not he's really a dog. You're saying he's not acting like a dog.

You see, in language sometimes people use single words like 'adult' to stand in for 'act like an adult', since they assume other people have the sense to figure out the true meaning from the context.

[OngBonga]

Dogs behave like dogs. It's our human interpretation of how we think dogs should act, and indeed cats, that has us thinking "that dog has a long way to go before he's acting like a dog".

If you think a 70 y/o man is not acting like an adult, Mr Trump doesn't need to change his behaviour to become an adult, you need to change your criteria.

[Poopadoop]

It's like if I called you a window-licking retard for making a big deal out of how I used the word 'adult' there. It wouldn't mean I actually think you lick windows and have an IQ below seventy since you clearly don't, it would be a way of expressing what I think of your behavior.

[Poopadoop]

It's our human interpretation of how we think dogs should act, and indeed cats, that has us thinking "that dog has a long way to go before he's acting like a dog".

Not at all. We see patterns of behavior in dogs and cats that are different. Thus it's easy to conjure up examples of how they behave differently.

If you think a 70 y/o man is not acting like an adult, Mr Trump doesn't need to change his behaviour to become an adult, you need to change your criteria.

Mr. Trump doesn't get to write the playbook on how adults behave. If he acts in ways that are more typical of a juvenile than a grown man, then pointing that out it is perfectly legitimate. In fact it's what a lot of people do with Mr. Trump.

[wufwugy]

Tired of not winning yet?

[OngBonga]

Mr. Trump doesn't get to write the playbook on how adults behave.

Neither do you. That's because there is no playbook. And that's why your initial comment is nothing but empty rhetoric.

[OngBonga]

It's like if I called you a window-licking retard for making a big deal out of how I used the word 'adult' there.

At this point I'd just like to remind you of the title of this thread.

I don't think you can tell yet when I'm being serious and when I'm not. This is pure pedantry on my part. I'm not making a big deal of it, I'm being a dick, and you're making a big deal of it by not just saying "yes ong, you're technically right, well done, now shut up".

[Poopadoop]

At this point I'd just like to remind you of the title of this thread.

I don't think you can tell yet when I'm being serious and when I'm not. This is pure pedantry on my part. I'm not making a big deal of it, I'm being a dick, and you're making a big deal of it by not just saying "yes ong, you're technically right, well done, now shut up".

The thing that makes my responses to your being a dick so clever is that by acting like i was taking your bullshit seriously, I made you think I actually believed you were really dumb enough to believe the crap you were saying.

Live and learn, grasshopper. Live and learn.

[OngBonga]

Get in! I got you to think I was taking you seriously! Suck a dick!

[Poopadoop]

Ah but you cracked first: "Oh you don't know me, I was only joking. Oh please don't be mad."

Lol you my bitch today.

[OngBonga]

Here's where I tell you I was being serious all along with the "adult" thing, and it's now I'm trolling you.

Check fucking mate.

[Poopadoop]

That's right, dance some more little puppet. Keep dancing.

[OngBonga]

I said checkmate. There's no comeback from there.

[Poopadoop]

Still dancing? Wow, my power over you is even greater than I thought.

[Savy]

I played some chess on NYE, I really suck when I'm drunk. Much more so than other people. I wonder why that is.