*** Official Politics Shitposting Thread ***

[OngBonga]

They're important to both sides, right? Or does Russia somehow lose more by not swapping than the UK does?

Yes it's important to both sides. I would bet that the UK has never attacked a spy-swap on foreign soil, either. With good reason.

[OngBonga]

Presumably because they're eyeballs aren't spinning around to the back of their heads. They don't even have a tummy ache.

Do you realise that after Skirpal touched his door knob, he went into town, had a meal, then went for a walk, before falling ill?

[Poopadoop]

Do you realise that after Skirpal touched his door knob, he went into town, had a meal, then went for a walk, before falling ill?

No I didn't. But so what? Maybe the Russian guys wore gloves and covered their mouths when they sprayed the shit. It doesn't matter.

You seem to think they should assume they got some on them after they sprayed it, and then be freaking out and I dunno, running to the nearest body of water and jumping in it. There's no reason to think they did get any on them, or that they got sick. So maybe they were actually trained well enough to spay the stuff without killing themselves. Obviously someone was.

[OngBonga]

You're talking absolute shit!

I am? Perhaps I should apply to be our feorign secretary.

[BananaStand]

So this came out while I was being banished for causing Monkey to have a crisis of manhood. I'm surprised this hasn't been 'pooped' on (pun intended) on this forum yet.



Not exactly Tucker's best moment. Yet somehow Avenatti looks worse.

Funny how at the beginning TC promises not to call him 'Creepy Porn Lawyer', and then like 30 seconds later the chiron says "Creepy Porn Lawyer".

I can't say it's a classy move, but it was funny as fuck.

[Poopadoop]

tucker confused.jpg

I like the question: "If I'm a creepy porn lawyer, why aren't you calling Trump the creepy porn president?"

A: Because it's Fox, what do you expect.

Also, if Avenatti seriously thinks he can go from creepy porn lawyer to president he's dreaming the American dream.

[BananaStand]

I like the question: "If I'm a creepy porn lawyer, why aren't you calling Trump the creepy porn president?"

It's a fair point

Also, TC is full of shit when he starts sticking up for Stormy's dignity.

Other than that though, I think he did a pretty good job exposing what a vapid douchebag the creepy porn lawyer really is.

[MadMojoMonkey]

@Nanners
For your own benefit, I'm telling you now that you have exhausted any patience I have for your BS.
If you continue to insult, berate and badger FTR members or mods, this experiment will be over.

So this came out while I was being banished for causing Monkey to have a crisis of manhood.

SMH
If I was making some power-move against you, then why didn't I give you a permanent ban?

Let's put things on the table, huh?
I haven't been in any way unclear about FTR's rules, or the consequences to breaking them.
These rules are the same for all members.
I have given you far more non-disciplinary warnings than any adult deserves, including more than 3 PM's, indicating you need to keep yourself in line.
I had already banned you once for egregious failure on your part to understand and/or follow our rules.

I banned you the 2nd time for being a direct jerk without contributing anything to the conversation other than abuse. You can pretend all you like that it had anything to do with me, personally, but A) I assure you it did not and B) you can't beat me in this fight. I'm a mod. You're a member. You lose. I win. That's the stakes of this game. If you don't like it, you can walk away peacefully, or you can keep digging in your heels until you get a permanent ban.

Exactly no one has complained about your 2 bans, and multiple members have thanked me.

If you keep bad-mouthing FTR mods and members, you will find yourself permanently banned on your next infraction.
I'm done extending you any benefit of doubt that you mean well and have the capacity to follow our rules.
(I would be thrilled to find out I'm wrong about that.)


Let me be perfectly clear:
Your insults and aggression are not what FTR is about, and your persistent failure to follow our rules is a problem.
While it is nice that you want to engage in conversations here, we do not owe you this forum to belittle our other members.


Moderators make the rules, and we do not have to follow them.
It is our prerogative to follow them, which is a big part of why we were trusted to be mods in the first place.
I can directly call you anything I like as often as I like and I will never be reprimanded or banned for it.
The same does not apply to you. I (and others) have been vetted to set the tone, here. You have not.

[Savy]

Exactly no one has complained about your 2 bans, and multiple members have thanked me.

Fire MMM.

THIS IS CENSORSHIP!

Liar, gone mad with power.

I would also like to take this opportunity to say how fucking awesome a mod ong is, he doesn't abuse his mod powers.

[Poopadoop]

Liar, gone mad with power.

You only complained about one ban, so technically he's being honest.

And yes I agree, ong is awesome.

Edit: I'm just going to let that stand; I don't wanna get banned by another mod gone mad with power.

[MadMojoMonkey]

Liar, gone mad with power.

You were serious?!
Surely you're joking, Mr. Savy?
Please set me straight in no uncertain terms. I invite all feedback on this topic.

If you were serious, it was lost on me... and I retract my prior comment about not 1 complaint.

Also, I agree with both you guys about ong.

[Poopadoop]

Yeah it was a high water mark in journalism for sure. It's a wonder why more people don't want to go on Tucker's show.

[BananaStand]

Yeah it was a high water mark in journalism for sure. It's a wonder why more people don't want to go on Tucker's show.

Avenatti had his chance to explain what his fucking point was, instead he started ranting about Russia, and Mueller, and campaign finance stuff as though he and Stormy weren't out for money, they were out to expose corruption at the highest level. Pfffffffft.

Tucker gave teh guy a platform. Avenatti chose to put both feet in his mouth and then light his own face on fire. That's not Tucker's fault.

[Poopadoop]

Avenatti had his chance to explain what his fucking point was, instead he started ranting about Russia, and Mueller, and campaign finance stuff as though he and Stormy weren't out for money, they were out to expose corruption at the highest level. Pfffffffft.

Tucker gave teh guy a platform. Avenatti chose to put both feet in his mouth and then light his own face on fire. That's not Tucker's fault.

Tucker and him both looked like retards. But they always do, that's why it's not a surprise.

[BananaStand]

Tucker and him both looked like retards.

oh jeeeezus. not this again...

[Poopadoop]

oh jeeeezus. not this again...

oh sorry, I meant to say Tucker looked like a great journalist there, treated his guest with respect while asking tough questions, and let him speak his mind without interrupting him over and over.

tucker laughing.jpg

[BananaStand]

Actually I was referring to that petty game you like to play where one side can be wrong, as long as it's not your side. And when your side fucks up, then both sides are wrong. I can't figure out how that works.

[Poopadoop]

Actually I was referring to that petty game you like to play where one side can be wrong, as long as it's not your side. And when your side fucks up, then both sides are wrong. I can't figure out how that works.

Avenatti is not on 'my side', and his only fuck up was to go on that idiot's show. That's just asking for abuse.

Tucker isn't actually a journalist in any real sense of the word. He doesn't try to be objective at all. He interviews people who happen to hold views different from his own, interrupts them, mocks them, twists their words around, and then tries to say 'see how crazy those libruls are?'

He's basically like you, but successful.

[BananaStand]

Avenatti is not on 'my side',

Shitting on Trump for no other reason than to virtue-signal.....that sounds like you.

Tucker isn't actually a journalist in any real sense of the word.

There's another one of your libtard trickerations. "real sense of the word". Like words can have different definitions when you want them to. LOL. Do you have any logic, or facts that you'd like to cite in this debate?

He doesn't try to be objective at all.

This statement is so wildly inconsistent with your next one, it makes me wonder if you even think about what you say, or if you just spew out whatever hateful shit you can think of at the moment.

He interviews people who happen to hold views different from his own

This is 100x more than you can say for any other cable news anchor on TV right now.

, interrupts them

Again, that's his job. If TC asks Avenatti to explain what Stormy's beef is about, and Avenatti decides to soapbox about Russia and campaign finance...Tucker SHOULD interrupt him.

, mocks them

He's not perfect. The 'creepy porn' chiron was a low blow. But he does give respect where it's due.

twists their words around

Wut? Where?

[Poopadoop]

Shitting on Trump for no other reason than to virtue-signal.....that sounds like you.

Lol, who am i virtue-signalling for?

And what, you think deep down inside I want a con man to run the world and imprison children, and fuck up the world's trade? Yea ok.





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[BananaStand]

Lol, who am i virtue-signalling for?

Allah? I don't know what you do with your spare time.

a con man to run the world

Well, you can't say he lacks the competence.

and imprison children

Not what happened.

and fuck up the world's trade?

Also not what happened.

[Poopadoop]

The guy I really feel sorry for is Dershowitz. He's been auditioning for Trump's legal team for months now and still hasn't gotten hired. I guess Rudy's got things all wrapped up really.

[BananaStand]

Feel good now champ? You wasted every single one of those key strokes.

You're going to do whatever you are going to do, regardless of what tone or vocabulary I actually use.

You're just waiting for a reason. Your little rant above proves that you A) have no honor. Just because you're able to enforce rules without following them yourself doesn't mean it's a moral or ethical application of your power. And B) You really are butt hurt.

A perma-ban would only prove both of those things to be overwhelmingly true.

If I were you, I would just ignore all of my posts altogether, and go about your apparently wonderful life.

No one is holding your feet to the fire to make sure no one uses the word "cuck" around here. No one asked for a hall-monitor

At least Poop, Jack, and Oskar can roll with it. You seem to be deeply, personally offended. And that's a YOU problem.

Everything you just said could have put into a PM that I could discreetly ignore. Instead you come out here and thump your chest and virtue signal....for what? To be king of a dead forum? Two of the three active threads here had no posts while I was gone. During the first ban, the entire place died.

What good are you serving?

[Poopadoop]

Feel good now champ? You wasted every single one of those key strokes.

You're going to do whatever you are going to do, regardless of what tone or vocabulary I actually use.

You're just waiting for a reason. Your little rant above proves that you A) have no honor. Just because you're able to enforce rules without following them yourself doesn't mean it's a moral or ethical application of your power. And B) You really are butt hurt.

A perma-ban would only prove both of those things to be overwhelmingly true.

If I were you, I would just ignore all of my posts altogether, and go about your apparently wonderful life.

No one is holding your feet to the fire to make sure no one uses the word "cuck" around here. No one asked for a hall-monitor

At least Poop, Jack, and Oskar can roll with it. You seem to be deeply, personally offended. And that's a YOU problem.

Everything you just said could have put into a PM that I could discreetly ignore. Instead you come out here and thump your chest and virtue signal....for what? To be king of a dead forum? Two of the three active threads here had no posts while I was gone. During the first ban, the entire place died.

What good are you serving?

I say just give him what he wants and ban him.

Can't speak for Oskar or Jack, but I don't "roll with it", cause that would imply it's otherwise worth my while; I "put up with it" because I keep hoping someone else will chime in.

banana, he gave you a million and one chances 'cause he's a nice guy and you just keep spitting in his face. so lol that it's on him if/when you get banned. It's 150% on you.

[BananaStand]

I say just give him what he wants and ban him..

That's not what i want. But I'm not gonna walk on eggshells either.

If he's going to set the tone, then fine. But that doesn't mean that there is a double standard just for him because he's a mod. I mean, Iknow that's technically the rules. But that's stupid, and invoking that would be weak and quite dishonorable.

There's plenty of name calling and poo flinging to go around.

Can't speak for Oskar or Jack, but I don't "roll with it", cause that would imply it's otherwise worth my while;

You and I are the only ones who even used this forum today. Why are you here then??

I "put up with it" because I keep hoping someone else will chime in.

No one is gonna chime in and support your "USA Today = National Enquirer Claim".

Pro Tip: When no one chimes in....it might be because you're losing the debate.

banana, he gave you a million and one chances 'cause he's a nice guy and you just keep spitting in his face. so lol that it's on him if/when you get banned. It's 150% on you.

All he has to do, is not put his face where I'm spitting.

[Poopadoop]

That's not what i want. But I'm not gonna walk on eggshells either.

If he's going to set the tone, then fine. But that doesn't mean that there is a double standard just for him because he's a mod. I mean, Iknow that's technically the rules. But that's stupid, and invoking that would be weak and quite dishonorable.

Honor my ass.

You're routintely a douche to anyone who disagrees with you. If that's who you are and you're ok with that, fine. But there's no code of honor that says a web moderator has to sit on his hands and put up with it. He can boot you if he wants to boot you; and everyone here with the possible exception of Ong would agree you've given him more than enough reasons.

You say you want to stay. But, you only want to stay on your own terms where you get to be a douche as often and as loudly as you want. That's not how things work in grown-up land.

[MadMojoMonkey]

You're going to do whatever you are going to do, regardless of what tone or vocabulary I actually use.

All evidence to the contrary.
You ignored my one question.
If I was making some power-move against you, then why didn't I give you a permanent ban?

Open your eyes and realize that I have been exceptionally lenient with you, but my patience is gone.

[BananaStand]

You ignored my one question.
If I was making some power-move against you, then why didn't I give you a permanent ban?

Because emotions are complex things. You're butt-hurt, but don't wanna appear butt-hurt. Delicate balance between revenge and trying not to look vengeful.

[MadMojoMonkey]

Because emotions are complex things. You're butt-hurt, but don't wanna appear butt-hurt. Delicate balance between revenge and trying not to look vengeful.

Your inability to see the reality in front of you when it comes to this issue should really clue you in to how out-of-touch with reality your other positions are.

You think I care about perceptions? You think I care how I look?
Have you read a single one of my talking points? I'm a huge nerd. So huge. My friends tell me, "You are the biggest nerd." Bigly.
Nerds don't care about perceptions, yo. We care about what we understand.

[OngBonga]

Why does anyone care if he's a douche? I really don't get it.

[BananaStand]

Why does anyone care if he's a douche? I really don't get it.

Because it hurts more when I'm right, which is kind of a lot.

[BananaStand]

I'm not sure where this is even coming from. I used the word cuck for the 18,999th time, and now I'm being told about a "19,000 strikes and you're out policy". I served my 2 day ban. Why is this STILL an issue?

Did I call for puppies to be drowned in one of my posts today?

Did I offend some loudly vocal, highly organized, minority?

Did I sieg-heil at some elderly gypsy women?

You know exactly how I feel about the quality of moderation here. Continuing to lecture me about it is not setting a helpful tone for the forum.

[MadMojoMonkey]

Why is this STILL an issue?

because you starting talking smack about it

You know exactly how I feel about the quality of moderation here. Continuing to lecture me about it is not setting a helpful tone for the forum.

If you don't like the moderation here, then nothing is forcing you to be a member here.

[BananaStand]

If you don't like the moderation here, then nothing is forcing you to be a member here.

works in reverse too kid.

[Poopadoop]

works in reverse too kid.

tucker confused.jpg

You mean HE should leave FTR because his modding syle doesn't suit you?

tucker laughing.jpg

[MadMojoMonkey]

Why does anyone care if he's a douche? I really don't get it.

In the good old days, we had a fair share of douches, but they couldn't steer the conversations because we had hundreds of non-douches to call them out and keep everything on pace.
Now we have like 10 active posters - maybe - and when one of them is treating everyone with disrespect, that becomes the tone of FTR.

[OngBonga]

Guys you're making me blush.

[OngBonga]

Do you know what we need? Something we all hate in equal measure, so we can bitch about it without challenging each others' opinions.

France? Oh wait, poop likes their "classy" women.

Does everyone hate people who drive at 40 in a 60 zone in perfect conditions on single carriageways?

[BananaStand]

Do you know what we need? Something we all hate in equal measure,

I'd like it if we all got on the same page regarding the Amish.

[OngBonga]

I'd like it if we all got on the same page regarding the Amish.

Are they those guys who live in the 1800's? What's your problem? Are they full of themselves?

[BananaStand]

Are they those guys who live in the 1800's?

Apparently there was some kind of weird mini-holocaust against their religion in like 1500's Holland or something.

So because of that, they don't associate with anyone foreign to their way of life. No phones. No cars. No TV's. No power lines. No connections whatsoever. Just farming and god.

They still go to Wal-Mart though.....weird.

[OngBonga]

So because of that, they don't associate with anyone foreign to their way of life. No phones. No cars. No TV's. No power lines. No connections whatsoever. Just farming and god.

I kinda respect the simple living thing. If shit hits the fan, these guys will be just fine.

So long as they're not fucking their sisters, and people can leave if they want, that's where my line is with these weirdo cults and religious sects.

[BananaStand]

So long as ....people can leave if they want,

This is murky

[MadMojoMonkey]

IIRC, the Amish kick their teens out of Amish country, and don't let them back for a bit and even then, they have to ask to come back as adults whom are choosing Amish life, knowing what they're giving up.

That's pretty remarkable.

[BananaStand]

IIRC, the Amish kick their teens out of Amish country, and don't let them back for a bit and even then, they have to ask to come back as adults whom are choosing Amish life, knowing what they're giving up.

That's pretty remarkable.

is it? Is it really remarkable?

So when I visited Amish country, they showed us a video called "Jacob's Choice". And it was all about the process you just described. 'Jacob', the main character was at the age where he had to make his decision about going back to Amish country, or venturing out into the real world.

most of the plot is Jacob arguing with his parents because he's considering leaving. And thinking about an Amish girl he likes, but she's not leaving. Blah blah blah blah.

then Jacob leaves.

Then there is a montage of Jacob walking along country roads, through fields, hitchiking, etc. There's some close up shots of his face as he travels. There's some shots of him looking at buildings. And the montage just goes on and on.

Suddenly Jacob's sister becomes the narrator and tells us "Jacob eventually came back....."

Cut to Jacob with a beard, married to that girl he likes, playing with his amish babies.

And that's the Amish propaganda about their 'remarkable' sacrament of independence.

and at the end of the video, the tour hosts will tell you that 95% of Amish people's stories end like Jacob's. Only 5% decide to leave.

Can you spot what's wrong with this picture? It's quite the opposite of 'remarkable'.

[OngBonga]

If an Amish girl marries an outsider, does her father stab her in the heart? Just want to get some relative comparison to other remarkable religions.

[Poopadoop]

Ruh roh!

[BananaStand]

Ruh roh!

It's BS

First, the stuff this woman claims is so mild...I would still support the guy's nomination even if it's all true.

Second, it's her word against his.

Third, he was a kid

fourth, MAGA

[BananaStand]

If an Amish girl marries an outsider, does her father stab her in the heart? Just want to get some relative comparison to other remarkable religions.

No. If that happened, all of the other Amish people would shun that girl's father.

It's abhorrently cruel

No sarcasm there. It's basically solitary confinement, but you still have to go to work.

[MadMojoMonkey]

is it? Is it really remarkable?

Yes. Behold the remarks which follow:

So when I visited Amish country, they showed us a video called "Jacob's Choice". And it was all about the process you just described. 'Jacob', the main character was at the age where he had to make his decision about going back to Amish country, or venturing out into the real world.

most of the plot is Jacob arguing with his parents because he's considering leaving. And thinking about an Amish girl he likes, but she's not leaving. Blah blah blah blah.

then Jacob leaves.

Then there is a montage of Jacob walking along country roads, through fields, hitchiking, etc. There's some close up shots of his face as he travels. There's some shots of him looking at buildings. And the montage just goes on and on.

Suddenly Jacob's sister becomes the narrator and tells us "Jacob eventually came back....."

Cut to Jacob with a beard, married to that girl he likes, playing with his amish babies.

And that's the Amish propaganda about their 'remarkable' sacrament of independence.

and at the end of the video, the tour hosts will tell you that 95% of Amish people's stories end like Jacob's. Only 5% decide to leave.

Can you spot what's wrong with this picture?

Case closed

It's quite the opposite of 'remarkable'.

[BananaStand]

Case closed

Boy oh boy. I thought this was obvious.

Ok....

did you notice how I never described the scene where Jacob tries to get a job. Or the one where he tries to find an apartment. Or where he tries to open a bank account?

He has no money
no references
no experience
no skills other than tobacco farming
he reads on...maybe a fifth grade level.
He has no social security number
No diploma
No credit
No friends
No home
and he probably has a sketchy command of the english language

Are you surprised he went back to the Amish? Don't you think the title of the film, Jacob's Choice, is a little misleading now?

Does it really sound like he had a "choice"?

Don't you think that 95% retention rate is a little suspicious? That's like Saddam Hussein's election results! Do you trust that?

That's not remarkable.

That's flat out oppression

it's a human rights catastrophe ok. Case closed

[MadMojoMonkey]

[Continues to remark]

That's not remarkable.

You're like a meme at this point.

[oskar]

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/...97168533241856

"You sure you don't want to try a second take? ... No, we're going with wettest...? alright, that's a wrap!"

[Poopadoop]

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/...97168533241856

"You sure you don't want to try a second take? ... No, we're going with wettest...? alright, that's a wrap!"

This is a tough hurricane, one of the wettest we've ever seen from the standpoint of water

Hahahahaha

So unfair that people compare him to Hitler. Hitler actually knew how to talk.

[Poopadoop]

I'm actually kinda surprised no-one's come up with the name "Stupid Hitler" for him. Seems kinda fitting.

But I guess it's gonna be "MarioKart Dick" instead.

[BananaStand]

But I guess it's gonna be "MarioKart Dick" instead.

the character's name is Toad. The appropriate moniker would be "Toad Dick"

[Poopadoop]

"Stupid Hitler Toad Dick" it is then.

[Poopadoop]

^^ That's funny, but the first reply to his tweet actually reminded me of something even funnier.

https://www.esquire.com/news-politic...enis-mushroom/

This has to be the seminal account of a president's penis in US history.

[BananaStand]

Go look up the LITERAL definition of "remarkable".

youre being facetious, on purpose, just to be toxic to the forum.

Someone should banhammer you

[MadMojoMonkey]

Thank you for sharing your feelings with us.

[BananaStand]

Can you name one meaningful, useful, on-topic contribution youve made to this forum in the last 12 months?

[MadMojoMonkey]

Yes. However, I don't answer to you.
You are here because no mods have banned you.
I am here because I was asked to be a representative of FTR by the owner and voted in by the other mods.
Much that this fact may be uncomfortable for you, it is the reality.

What's the end-game of this power-trip you're on?

Do you think you can convince me to leave FTR over your passive-aggressive badgering?
Do you think that's more likely than you pushing your toe over the line another time and finally receiving the permanent ban you earned months ago?

I honestly hope you keep within the bounds of our rules, which is why I've cut you so, so much slack on the rules
I see only disrespect from you for my extending so many exceptions to you.
You say I'm picking on you by talking to you and entreating you to follow the rules, when if I was really holding a grudge against you, I'd just ban you.
Please recognize that no one here owes you anything, and yet we keep giving you our attention and forgive your constant rudeness, even counter it with kindness more often than not.


How long will it take you to recognize that you treat people with open contempt even when they respond with frank answers?
Will you ever realize that those people do not respect you?
What is it about your own self-image that has you putting yourself in situations to be openly disrespected by those around you?
Wouldn't it be better for you to surround yourself with people whom respect you and want to see you become the best version of yourself you can be?

[BananaStand]

Yes. However, I don't answer to you.

What does that have to do with anything. Can you just answer the question?

You are here because no mods have banned you.

And why would they?

I am here because I was asked to be a representative of FTR by the owner and voted in by the other mods.

LOL. just LOL. This site is dead. It doesn't need a mod. It doesn't need a representative. Follow the logical hypothetical through to completion. What would happen here if you stopped modding?

If you really get off on being in control, in a position of authority, then marry a bitch and have some kids. Or...maybe try to do something more respectable than blow up soda cans. If this site is where you get your power-jollies...then maybe it's time to take inventory.

Much that this fact may be uncomfortable for you, it is the reality.

It's uncomfortable for me in the same way it's uncomfortable for me to watch a homeless person freezing. It's not fun watching a person suffer when they could help themselves, but won't.

What's the end-game of this power-trip you're on?

The end game is robust discussion. You detract from that.

Do you think you can convince me to leave FTR over your passive-aggressive badgering?

I'm not trying to convince you of anything. I'm challenging you to validate your presence here. Playing chincy semantic games over the word "remarkable" isn't good.

Do you think that's more likely than you pushing your toe over the line another time and finally receiving the permanent ban you earned months ago?

The fact that you would do that for just "pushing a toe over the line" kinda proves my point about how petty and meaningless your actions here really are.

I honestly hope you keep within the bounds of our rules, which is why I've cut you so, so much slack on the rules
I see only disrespect from you for my extending so many exceptions to you.

WOW!!!! So you expect some kind of reverence in return for how nicely you've treated me??? Fuck off!

You say I'm picking on you by talking to you and entreating you to follow the rules, when if I was really holding a grudge against you, I'd just ban you.

We both know WHY you haven't banned me. You'll look petty, childish, and over-sensitive. That's not what you want. You want to be 'forum-dad', and you want the kids to fall in line.

BTW - do you think you're the only one getting "that guy is being a dick" messages in his PM box?

Please recognize that no one here owes you anything, and yet we keep giving you our attention and forgive your constant rudeness

YOU CAN'T HAVE IT BOTH WAYS!!

You can't say that you're 'forgiving' my rudeness, while simultaneously saying that it doesn't offend you. If there is no offense....then there is nothing to forgive.

So...serious question....which is it? Do you care, or not?

even counter it with kindness more often than not.

No. Just no.

How long will it take you to recognize that you treat people with open contempt even when they respond with frank answers?

First of all, you don't give frank answers. Secondly, I don't treat people with open contempt...just ideas. If I'm contemptuous towards an individual, it's because the tone of the conversation went that way because of someone else.

Will you ever realize that those people do not respect you?

Why do you think I'm here? Respect???

Dude.....come back to reality. I'm here for the sadistic satisfaction of tearing apart the bad ideas that pollute the discourse here. It makes me feel good when the conversation suddenly stops, or the subject changes, or it devolves into Poop meme-ing, or it ends with you playing stupid, lame-ass, games where you get to revise what you said, and change your use of words after the fact.

I fucking love that.

If you had said "Gee Banana, I guess when you put it like that, the Amish sounds oppressive and terrible"...then I would have a lot less fun here.

Instead, when you start with "The Amish are great!", and then when that is debunked, you change your tune to "the Amish are a thing that can be talked about" and pretend like that's all you ever said......I just find that SOOOO FUCKING SATISFYING

YUMMY validation. And calling you out for it, and watching your denial/tantrum, is like bonus footage.

What is it about your own self-image that has you putting yourself in situations to be openly disrespected by those around you?

I think I just answered this. Engage in robust debate, defend your ideas with facts and logic, or be prepared to have your ideas ridiculed, debunked, and destroyed. I understand how much cognitive dissonance that causes. I know what kind of reaction a stubborn human being might have to that. I fully expect to be openly disrespected,.......that's the CLASSIC response of the clueless.

you don't like what's being said.....so just attack the person saying it so you don't have to listen. That's pathetic. But if you insist on doing it, I'm going to keep pulling your pollyanna puppet strings to amuse myself.

Wouldn't it be better for you to surround yourself with people whom respect you and want to see you become the best version of yourself you can be?

I do that the other 23 hours a day.

[OngBonga]

banana, do me a favour please. Don't reply to mojo for a day.

Mojo, do the same please. Ignore him for a day.

Then, when you both come back, talk about something else.

Please.

[Savy]

Both massive fgts but MMM actually has value.

[BananaStand]

Both massive fgts but MMM actually has value.

Openly disrespecting other posters AND A MOD!!!

Pretty sure that FTR has rules about that.

Oh if only there was someone who represented FTR and was responsible for maintaining the proper tone around here!!

Where oh where is my hero?

[Savy]

Openly disrespecting other posters AND A MOD!!!

Pretty sure that FTR has rules about that.

Oh if only there was someone who represented FTR and was responsible for maintaining the proper tone around here!!

Where oh where is my hero?

Did you have a prenup with your mrs or was the fact you gave her 3 (lol) kids enough for her to get away with sucking off unemplyed black guys on your dime?

[Savy]

I tried really hard to get banned a few months ago. Didn't work.

The only time I've been banned was when they were pushing a new feature on the site and some faggot got above his station. You should search him out, you'd get on.

[Savy]

What's the difference between BS's ex and the Sahara?

No african has ever gone dry with BS's ex.

[Savy]

What's the difference between BS's ex and the Sahara?

Not much really, both are frequented by millenials with too much spare cash.

[Savy]

What's the difference between BS's ex and the Sahara?

The sahara isn't mostly funded by a cuck.

[Savy]

What's the difference between BS's ex and the Sahara?

Usually when you pass out with your head burried deep in the sahara you don't end up benefiting from alamony.

[Savy]

What's the difference between BS's ex and the Sahara?

The Sahara has never paid me for an all expenses paid experience.

[Savy]

What's the difference between BS's ex and the Sahara?

More men have come to an end in BS's ex.

edit - Sorry that's a bad punchline, something like

Some men didn't finish in the Sahara.

is better, still not perfect though.

[BananaStand]

For like, the ninth time.....I don't pay my ex wife anything.

If she happens to pay for ballet lessons, I'll give her half. That's about as far as it goes. And that's voluntary because I like supporting my kids' extra curricular enrichment.

$0 Child Support. $0 Alimony.

My ex wife is a monumental whore. None of your jokes offend me. In fact, I'm going to use some of them.

But the stuff about me giving her money doesn't make enough sense to be funny.