*** Official Politics Shitposting Thread ***

[Poopadoop]

In b4 Ong moves to Finland.

[Savy]

In b4 Ong moves to Finland.

People getting a basic income to spend as they please would make like much harder for people like Ong who sponge off loads of different types of benefits.

On a more serious note it strikes me that most places will be going towards a system like that in the future.

[Poopadoop]

People getting a basic income to spend as they please would make like much harder for people like Ong who sponge off loads of different types of benefits.

In b4 Ong realises his mistake and moves back to the UK.

[OngBonga]

People getting a basic income to spend as they please would make like much harder for people like Ong who sponge off loads of different types of benefits.

On a more serious note it strikes me that most places will be going towards a system like that in the future.

This trial is on a par with what I claim in benefits. It would make life much easier for me, because I wouldn't have to apply for jobs that I have no intention of taking on.

[BananaStand]

The point is that working would not cut your benefits as it does now, creating more incentive to find work.

Eliminating a dis-incentive is not the same as 'creating more incentive'.

This trial is on a par with what I claim in benefits. It would make life much easier for me, because I wouldn't have to apply for jobs that I have no intention of taking on.

see.

[wufwugy]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-38593513

How mad are you going to be when this works out amazingly Wuf?

What do you think my opinion on this is?

[Poopadoop]

What do you think my opinion on this is?

Um, 'ZOMFG Communism!' ?

[Savy]

What do you think my opinion on this is?

Makes a thread and gets annoyed when people post on topic.

In b4 Ong realises his mistake and moves back to the UK.

Thankfully he never got through customs.

[wufwugy]

Makes a thread and gets annoyed when people post on topic.

How dare you assume my reaction

[Poopadoop]

Thankfully he never got through customs.

We're still in EU, there is no customs for you guys. I meanwhile get to stand in line.

[BananaStand]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-38593513

How mad are you going to be when this works out amazingly Wuf?

Sounds like a tragedy of the commons waiting to happen.

[wufwugy]

Oh wait this is the shitposting thread so I'll assume you being partly tongue in cheek

[wufwugy]

Current systems < non-ridiculous basic income < no welfare

[CoccoBill]

Clearly the amount of basic income everyone gets would be lower than the benefits people might get now, since it's paid to everyone. The point is that working would not cut your benefits as it does now, creating more incentive to find work.

Sorry bout the somewhat non-shitpost.

[OngBonga]

Clearly the amount of basic income everyone gets would be lower than the benefits people might get now, since it's paid to everyone. The point is that working would not cut your benefits as it does now, creating more incentive to find work.

What I meant is that this basic income of £490 that they're giving is more or less the same as what I currently claim in total. And yes, you're right, if they had a similar system here, then it would greatly increase the chances of me getting some work, perhaps in a pub.

Eliminating a dis-incentive is not the same as 'creating more incentive'.

Of course it's an extra incentive. Just because the vast majority of jobs out there are shit and not jobs I intend to take on, doesn't mean I'll never work again so long as I have benefits.

[Savy]

Lets not get started on the meanings of similar and the same again.

In context they are the same.

[Poopadoop]

Lets not get started on the meanings of similar and the same again.

Hey, that convo was about the meaning of same and opposite, which Ong claimed were related and thus identical. It was a philosophical tour de force.

[OngBonga]

I've got steam left in that one if you wish to continue...

[Poopadoop]

I've got steam left in that one if you wish to continue...

I'm sure you have lots of time given the spacetime Ongularity that is your infinite present.

[OngBonga]

It is still my present, so I can confirm that it is certainly longer than a nanosecond. It's at least the time between since we had that discussion and now.

[JKDS]

Time is an illusion.

[wufwugy]

I need this in my life

[JKDS]

I like quitaly. Also Oui out. And finished. And Swedone.

[OngBonga]

I like Brexit. Happy memories.

[wufwugy]

I like quitaly. Also Oui out. And finished. And Swedone.

I'm partial to Fruck-off but you're right Quitaly might be the overall highest quality.

[OngBonga]

Only because it's an anagram of quality.

[wufwugy]

oh snap crackle pop i didnt see that

[OngBonga]

How do you not immediately see that quality and quitaly are anagrams? Are you some kind of word retard?

[wufwugy]

How do you not immediately see that quality and quitaly are anagrams? Are you some kind of word retard?

I can spell words in my head and pronounce them backwards crazy fast.

[a500lbgorilla]

[Poopadoop]

More, please.

[wufwugy]

declaration of independence made me chuckle.

[wufwugy]

literalol

[wufwugy]

In class yesterday sitting next to chick who was moaning about how bad a day she was having because it was inauguration day. Other things about this chick:

Obese.
Messy.
Cheats.
Not smart.
Brags about not being attractive.

It's gotten to the point that I just assume the most well put together people in each of my classes is on the Trump Train and all the others are oppressed victims of oppressive mansplaining oppression.

[Poopadoop]

It's gotten to the point that I just assume the most well put together people in each of my classes is on the Trump Train and all the others are oppressed victims of oppressive mansplaining oppression.

That says a lot about them.

Oh sorry, I mean you. It says a lot about you.

[Poopadoop]

So how many people went to celebrate Trump's grand inauguration? I heard it was the lowest turnout for quite a while.

How about those super low approval ratings? Rigged?

[wufwugy]

So how many people went to celebrate Trump's grand inauguration? I heard it was the lowest turnout for quite a while.

Of course it was. Trump only got 4% of the vote in DC. Trump voters tend to have jobs too. Even then, relative to vote percentage, it was the highest turnout for a Republican inauguration. Too much winning.

How about those super low approval ratings? Rigged?

By the same people who got the election wrong. Can't take much more of this winning.

[Poopadoop]

Of course it was. Trump only got 4% of the vote in DC. Trump voters tend to have jobs too. Even then, relative to vote percentage, it was the highest turnout for a Republican inauguration. Too much winning.



By the same people who got the election wrong. Can't take much more of this winning.

Hmmm... well played Kellyanne.

[wufwugy]

That says a lot about them.

Oh sorry, I mean you. It says a lot about you.

If the model works.

To be completely honest, the vast majority are generally considerate. Crybullies make up a small minority.

[wufwugy]

More triggering! How dare he!

[wufwugy]

Did she say that?

She's great btw. You love her. Believe me.

[Poopadoop]

Possibly, i just turn the sound off when she comes on now.

[wufwugy]

It's a smart move to keep from winning overload.

[Poopadoop]

More like a bullshit overload, but ya it's a smart move I agree.

[wufwugy]

Let's play a game! It's called "Find the Irony."

[wufwugy]

More like a bullshit overload, but ya it's a smart move I agree.

Very smart. You are a very smart person. So smart that one day you will think to yourself "you know what, Trump did a smart thing here."

[Savy]

What has Trump done to cause all these marches? Seems a bit odd to me. I get the sexist comments and the abortion comments (he's pretty lax on that in comparison to other GOP candidates though) but what is the point of it all?

[wufwugy]

What has Trump done to cause all these marches? Seems a bit odd to me. I get the sexist comments and the abortion comments (he's pretty lax on that in comparison to other GOP candidates though) but what is the point of it all?

Being a man who beat a woman. That's most of it. The second largest portion is being a person whom the left's preferred media has designated as believing women are inferior. The third reason is that he is a Republican.

[OngBonga]

I don't remember this much crying when Bush stole the election off Gore.

[wufwugy]

I don't remember this much crying when Bush stole the election off Gore.

It certainly is not the same.

The Snowflake generation was too young to vote then.

[BananaStand]

It certainly is not the same.

The Snowflake generation was too young to vote then.

It was also pre-islamic terror, and the economy was doing pretty well. Fewer people gave a shit.

[CoccoBill]

[wufwugy]

Love it. See, y'all watch this and think it's making fun of Trump. It ain't (except for the pieces it gets factually incorrect, yet a laugh is a laugh).

The video makes me wanna go to the Netherlands. Sounds pretty great.

[OngBonga]

The video makes me wanna go to the Netherlands. Sounds pretty great.

It's alright. Great beer, weed is legal, mental people, but it's flat as fuck. I mean they have zero hills. It's weird, and slightly depressing. Still, it's way better than Belgium, which basically looks the same but doesn't have the awesome culture.

[wufwugy]

holy hilarity. watch your audio.

[wufwugy]

Savage Uncle Nige already told me everything I need to know about Belgium: "Perhaps that's because you come from Belgium, which is pretty much a non-country."

[OngBonga]

haha I almost forgot about that gem!

[CoccoBill]

Belgium's only redeeming factor is the beer.

[OngBonga]

Belgium's only redeeming factor is the beer.

Even then it's inferior to Holland, Germany, Austria, Czech Republic and Poland. Though, their beer is fucking great compared to ours, it must be said.

[a500lbgorilla]

[wufwugy]

Can't Bruise the Cruz

[CoccoBill]

http://www.hs.fi/ulkomaat/art-2000005059902.html

[wufwugy]

I'd to go Finland fifty times before Sweden once.

[bigred]

I'd to go Finland fifty times before Sweden once.

Why's that? Malmo alone looks worth the trip.

[wufwugy]

Why's that? Malmo alone looks worth the trip.

It's probably okay if you're not a woman. For now.

[bigred]

It's probably okay if you're not a woman. For now.

Explain

[wufwugy]

Explain

Sweden: rape capital of Europe. Swedes aren't allowed to talk about it without being labeled bigots even if it is the victim herself. The rapes are committed by a protected class, one that is steadily undermining the country itself.

On a practical note, Sweden is probably fine to visit as long as you avoid key areas (and if you keep an eye out). But make no mistake, the Dangerous Faggot had to cancel his march in one of those areas because, well, they were going to kill him for, you know, being a dangerous faggot.

[wufwugy]

[OngBonga]

[wufwugy]

[wufwugy]

[wufwugy]

Wall construction announced. Cucks upset. Had to call their wives' boyfriends to come console them

[wufwugy]

[JKDS]

Splatoon is a fun game

[wufwugy]

I love how Lord Saint Jesus Musk turned into Satan Beelzebub Musk the moment he began saying reasonable things about Trump.