For like, the ninth time.....I don't pay my ex wife anything.

If she happens to pay for ballet lessons, I'll give her half. That's about as far as it goes. And that's voluntary because I like supporting my kids' extra curricular enrichment.

$0 Child Support. $0 Alimony.

My ex wife is a monumental whore. None of your jokes offend me. In fact, I'm going to use some of them.

But the stuff about me giving her money doesn't make enough sense to be funny.