We should set up processing centers on the coast of France, Belgium, Neth. and Germany. One per country. Put it on the internet where each one is. Anyone who turns up with a Ukranian passport gets a visa to the UK for some time (say 3 years).

What we're doing instead is saying we have a processing center in Calais (Priti Patel's words), then when refugees show up there, telling them "Psych! Go to Paris or Brussels. Then you can apply for a visa and after we think about it for a while, we might let you into the UK. We can't say for sure just now, because we haven't really figured out the rules ourselves yet. It's only been 10 days ya'know."