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    And yeah. This hit to the global economy is not localized to Russia. We're all taking shots to the left foot in effort to put all our shots together on Russia's right foot. Or something. Get it?

    We were making loads of money trading with Russia. They were making loads trading with us. Now no one's making nuffink.
    Except China, of course.

    China stands to sit pleasantly in the middle of all this and mediate all trade through Russia, getting it's processing fees to boot, I imagine.


    My Chinese friend is infuriatingly a bit gloaty about it. She's all, "I mean, hey, it's good for China, so I don't care."
    and I'm all, "You know you're a monster, right? Like... the world of suffering caused around this and you're just chill 'cause you'll make a buck?"
    And she's, "Haha yeah. Sucks to be you. I bet I can help you get Chinese citizenship if you want."
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    Quote Originally Posted by MadMojoMonkey View Post
    My Chinese friend is infuriatingly a bit gloaty about it. She's all, "I mean, hey, it's good for China, so I don't care."
    and I'm all, "You know you're a monster, right? Like... the world of suffering caused around this and you're just chill 'cause you'll make a buck?"
    And she's, "Haha yeah. Sucks to be you. I bet I can help you get Chinese citizenship if you want."
    Genuinely human, genuinely relatable and genuinely sad.
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    Genuinely human, genuinely relatable and genuinely sad.
    I lived in America for a year and talking shit to your friends is obligatory. I wouldn't take what she says seriously.
    I just think we should suspend judgment on Boris until we have all the facts through an inquiry, police investigation, and parliamentary commission...then we should explode him.
    also,
    I'd like to be called Lord Poopy His Most Gloriously Excellent.

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