Nah, haven't you heard? When the US invades, it's to BRING the freedom.
You see... the US is the only place on Earth with freedom. And other people don't even know how bad they have it, not being free and all.

Like, here's some examples:
You think you're free, but if you get sick, you go to the doctor and they heal you, but they don't charge you any money.
Don't you see how persecuted you are?

Here's another one:
You live a nice life, outside of a prison. Whereas in the US, you can have free room and board if you just commit nonviolent crimes.
Don't you see how persecuted you are?

Once you let us give you freedom, you'll see how great it is.