There is common ground between myself and poop, it's just we both naturally default to an argumentative tone with each other.
Which is why every discussion between us ends with Mojo Flanders pleading for us to just get along.
We are getting along. This is how we get along.
I just think we should suspend judgment on Boris until we have all the facts through an inquiry, police investigation, and parliamentary commission...then we should explode him.
also,
I'd like to be called Lord Poopy His Most Gloriously Excellent.