I posted this somewhere else but ill put it up here anyway

<Miffed> do the pot odds you noob. U cant call half your stack on 4 outs!!!
<randomnoob> shut up fat boy!!
<miffed> you know why im so fat? coz every time i shag ur mam she gives me a bag of crisps!
Now get back here and play with those winnings you git
<dealer> randomnoob has left the table. He has a gun and is going to kill his mom