Here is a funny bit from the $10 R&A a couple night ago. I took out most of the hands just so you could see the converation


JETSAM3 said, "THANK YOU POKERSTARSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS"
DavSimon said, "See Jet if you talk too much trash the software will seek its revenge and you will lose every flip"
scgolfer [observer] said, "could someone get him the waaaaamblance big crybaby"
JETSAM3 said, "**** OFF"
RATE615 [observer] said, "u want some s\cheese with that whine?"
JETSAM3 said, "WHOS TALKING TRASH IM JUST TELLING TRUTH ABOUT THIS WEBSITE I HATE THIS MUL A ****IN PLACE"
scgolfer [observer] said, "ever heard of stopping playing fishboy?"
JETSAM3 said, "I HAD THE BEST AGAIN WHEN I RAISED YOU STUPID IDIOT MUL"
sed76 [observer] said, "JETSAM you are soooo right POKERSTARS BLOWS ***"
sed76 [observer] said, "i quit playing here because of the crappy cards and suckouts"
scgolfer [observer] said, "bye bye"
scgolfer [observer] said, "\fishboy"
Seat 1: RollTide1992 showed [Td Qd] and won (10202) with a full house, Queens full of Threes
Seat 2: flop it now folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: JETSAM3 showed [7d 7h] and lost with two pair, Queens and Sevens
DavSimon said, "see software getting vengeance"
JETSAM3 [observer] said, "THANK YOU HOST AT POKERSTARS"
JETSAM3 [observer] said, "I LIKE TO HABVE MY HAMNDS AROUND YOUR THROAT"
DavSimon said, "I'm kinky....but not that kinky"
JETSAM3 [observer] said, "EMAIL THEM WITH THAT YOU STUPID SO"
RollTide1992 said, "i'm going broke...don't worry"
JETSAM3 [observer] said, "JUST KEEP PLAYING HERE AND POKERSTARS AND THE HOST WILL HAVE ALL YOUR MONEY"
RollTide1992 said, "lol"
JETSAM3 [observer] said, "YEAH YOU AND EVERY BODY ELSE THAT PLAYS HERE"
sed76 [observer] said, "you have to bribe support if you want to win these tourneys..."
RATE615 [observer] said, "cause it RIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGED"
RATE615 [observer] said, "fo sho"
sed76 [observer] said, "email them at [email protected]"
RATE615 [observer] said, "The Host will get it ALLLLLLLLLLL"
RATE615 [observer] said, "wtf is the Host?"


*********** # 185 **************
PokerStars Game #2455830025: Tournament #11805434, Hold'em No Limit - Level X (400/800) - 2005/08/30 - 00:55:04 (ET)
Table '11805434 100' Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: RollTide1992 (24236 in chips)
Seat 2: flop it now (47866 in chips)
Seat 3: agrilus (12330 in chips)
Seat 4: RICKDRUST (34692 in chips)
Seat 5: spdono (37726 in chips)
Seat 6: UnKnownWon (27850 in chips)
Seat 7: Chronic23 (40086 in chips)
Seat 8: bigtimeitpro (16272 in chips)
Seat 9: DavSimon (14286 in chips)
RollTide1992: posts the ante 50
flop it now: posts the ante 50
agrilus: posts the ante 50
RICKDRUST: posts the ante 50
spdono: posts the ante 50
UnKnownWon: posts the ante 50
Chronic23: posts the ante 50
bigtimeitpro: posts the ante 50
DavSimon: posts the ante 50
agrilus: posts small blind 400
RICKDRUST: posts big blind 800
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to DavSimon [Qc Kh]
spdono: folds
UnKnownWon: folds
Chronic23: calls 800
bigtimeitpro: folds
DavSimon: raises 13436 to 14236 and is all-in
RollTide1992: folds
flop it now: calls 14236
agrilus: folds
RICKDRUST: folds
Chronic23: folds
*** FLOP *** [5d Kc Kd]
*** TURN *** [5d Kc Kd] [6c]
*** RIVER *** [5d Kc Kd 6c] [Js]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
DavSimon: shows [Qc Kh] (three of a kind, Kings)
flop it now: shows [9c 9h] (two pair, Kings and Nines)
DavSimon collected 30922 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 30922 | Rake 0
Board [5d Kc Kd 6c Js]
Seat 1: RollTide1992 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: flop it now (button) showed [9c 9h] and lost with two pair, Kings and Nines
Seat 3: agrilus (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: RICKDRUST (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: spdono folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: UnKnownWon folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: Chronic23 folded before Flop
Seat 8: bigtimeitpro folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: DavSimon showed [Qc Kh] and won (30922) with three of a kind, Kings


RollTide1992 said, "sets flopping everywhere"
woody350ep [observer] said, "go dave go"
DavSimon said, "See I bribed "THE HOST""
woody350ep [observer] said, "haha"
woody350ep [observer] said, "yeah"
RATE615 [observer] said, "nice"
RATE615 [observer] said, "I heard the host is Barry Greenstein"
sed76 [observer] said, "no way it is Ryan Seacrest"
sed76 [observer] said, "how else could cra.p this gay happen?"
RATE615 [observer] said, "Its Hillary Duff obv"
RollTide1992 said, "nh"
RATE615 [observer] said, "yo Dav"
DavSimon said, "yes"
RATE615 [observer] said, "now u can doulbe up unknown"
DavSimon said, "I will do my best....since I promised and all"
DavSimon said, "Ooops…well he’s gone THE HOST finally got tired of his mouth"


{edited by gabe to make the thread easier to read}