LOL. Booerns is comedy gold. Rofl@can we have a security escort. Rofl@You're betting like 4x that!


This little gem involving a constantly whining table coach few days ago:

After Collector71 pays off Varado’s 10s full of 4s with 4s full of 8s...

Dealer: Varado wins (a nice pot) with tens full of fours.
Varado: I couldn’t put you on a 4 there to my pre-flop raise.
Varado: Everyone else here, I wouldn’t doubt it.
Collector71: That’s because we know how to play.
Varado: LOL. True.
Collector71: Everyone else just gets lucky.
Varado: Ya, well luck runs out, or so they tell me...