New type of 'that guy' spotted!

This guy would go on and on after most hands about how he 'almost' had a straight, flush, or boat.

He would call, paying off better hands continuously; defending his play in broken English with explanations of how he 'almost' had this or that. Some things we learned along the way:

Having two pair or trips is 'almost' having a boat. Call obvious 4 to a straight or flush boards, because you 'almost' have it beat!

Having an inside straight flush draw is the bomb, and you should call any bet regardless of size or board texture. Because you 'almost' have any other hand beat!

Needless to say, he lost a lot of money. Yet he remained in high spirits because he kept 'almost' having these great hands.