I thought this one was pretty funny.

POKERSTARS GAME #5650484776: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($0.50/$1.00) - 2006/07/23 - 01:22:40 (ET)
Table 'Sadachbia' 6-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: HOOSIERS#1 ($41.10 in chips)
Seat 2: mcatdog ($100 in chips)
Seat 3: Scorpion11 ($18.80 in chips)
Seat 4: SexyStunnr ($23.35 in chips)
Seat 5: The Rogue ($61.20 in chips)
Seat 6: A-R-G ($40.95 in chips)
HOOSIERS#1: posts small blind $0.50
mcatdog: posts big blind $1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to mcatdog [Ah Qs]
Scorpion11: calls $1
SexyStunnr: calls $1
The Rogue: calls $1
A-R-G: calls $1
HOOSIERS#1: calls $0.50
mcatdog: raises $6 to $7
Scorpion11: raises $11.80 to $18.80 and is all-in
SexyStunnr: calls $17.80
The Rogue: folds
A-R-G: folds
HOOSIERS#1: folds
mcatdog: raises $11.80 to $30.60
SexyStunnr: calls $4.55 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [Th Kh 5s]
*** TURN *** [Th Kh 5s] [4d]
*** RIVER *** [Th Kh 5s 4d] [Qd]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
mcatdog: shows [Ah Qs] (a pair of Queens)
SexyStunnr: shows [Kc Jd] (a pair of Kings)
SexyStunnr collected $9.05 from side pot
Scorpion11: shows [5d 5c] (three of a kind, Fives)
Scorpion11 collected $56.45 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $68.50 Main pot $56.45. Side pot $9.05. | Rake $3
Board [Th Kh 5s 4d Qd]
Seat 1: HOOSIERS#1 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: mcatdog (big blind) showed [Ah Qs] and lost with a pair of Queens
Seat 3: Scorpion11 showed [5d 5c] and won ($56.45) with three of a kind, Fives
Seat 4: SexyStunnr showed [Kc Jd] and won ($9.05) with a pair of Kings
Seat 5: The Rogue folded before Flop
Seat 6: A-R-G (button) folded before Flop

the next hand...

POKERSTARS GAME #5650495609: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($0.50/$1.00) - 2006/07/23 - 01:23:51 (ET)
Table 'Sadachbia' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: HOOSIERS#1 ($40.10 in chips)
Seat 2: mcatdog ($76.65 in chips)
Seat 4: SexyStunnr ($9.05 in chips)
Seat 5: The Rogue ($60.20 in chips)
Seat 6: A-R-G ($39.95 in chips)
mcatdog: posts small blind $0.50
Scorpion11: is sitting out
Scorpion11 leaves the table
SexyStunnr: posts big blind $1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to mcatdog [Kd Td]
The Rogue: folds
A-R-G said, "unreal"
A-R-G said, "I tossed 9 9"
A-R-G: folds
HOOSIERS#1: folds
mcatdog: raises $75.65 to $76.65 and is all-in
SexyStunnr: calls $8.05 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [Js Ks 9s]
*** TURN *** [Js Ks 9s] [2c]
*** RIVER *** [Js Ks 9s 2c] [2d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
mcatdog: shows [Kd Td] (two pair, Kings and Deuces)
SexyStunnr: shows [5s 5c] (two pair, Fives and Deuces)
mcatdog collected $17.20 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $18.10 | Rake $0.90
Board [Js Ks 9s 2c 2d]
Seat 1: HOOSIERS#1 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: mcatdog (small blind) showed [Kd Td] and won ($17.20) with two pair, Kings and Deuces
Seat 4: SexyStunnr (big blind) showed [5s 5c] and lost with two pair, Fives and Deuces
Seat 5: The Rogue folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: A-R-G folded before Flop (didn't bet)

A-R-G said, "Seen enough. Won't play lotto poker."
A-R-G leaves the table