So I was playing live poker in South Florida with a bunch of old nitty idiots and there was one guy two to my right that stood out. He had to be at least 70 years old and a couple days from death. Huge patch on his throat that meant he smoked his life away and can now barely talk. He was "chatting" it up every once in a while saying like "ruckruckruck rabble rabble huhuh." Everyone nodded and felt sorry for the guy. And then we played a hand heads up.
$300 effective
Hero is BB with Jd 9d
BU limps, SB folds, BB checks.
FLOP: Qd, 10d, 2c
Hero bets $20 (standard) BU minraises to $40, Hero raises to $150, BU minraises to $260, Hero goes allin, BU calls
TURN: 3h
RIVER: 8c
BU flips over QQ and has a huge shit-eating grin. Hero flips over Jd9d and a bigger shit eating grin.

BB: RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE DRAW RABBLE RUCK RUCK DRAW CAUGH

After about five minutes of this inaudible ruckus in my ears
Hero: English only at the table please
Everyone at the table went dead silent, and even one old nitty guy called the floor on me. I don't know what the big deal was.