Table folded to villain in SB, he raised my BB, I 3-bet, he 4-bet, I pushed, he folded.

that guy: what did you have gala?
Galapogos: I put everything I had in the middle of the table
that guy: no what cards?
Galapogos: I had two Roberto Luongo rookie cards
that guy: ya right
Galapogos: So you could say I had a good pucket pair
that guy: funny fish
Galapogos: What? So you don't think those cards have good value??
that guy: shut up
Galapogos: Actually you're right, I guess it was more of a semi-bluff because they'll probably be worth a lot one day
Galapogos: If you had even one Gretzky I would have been toast tho
that guy: i folded queens idiot
Galapogos: Those had me beat too
that guy: i kniow you had aces
Galapogos: I had goalies, GOALIES

Table folds around to us again, He open pushes from the SB, I insta-call with AA and he snap leaves the table as I sit there wondering how people can think chat is -EV.