The Official The_OG_Rocco Religious Thread

[BankItDrew]

Religion needs to be kept out of free markets and needs to stop hijacking perfectly good threads. So, The_OG_Rocco, here is your opportunity to promote your religion.

[bode]

you would create a thread like this you fucking lib!!

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Help me Jesus! Help me Jewish God! Help me Allah! AAAAAHHH! Help me Tom Cruise! Tom Cruise, use your witchcraft on me to get the fire off me! SAVE ME OPRAH WINNNERRRRFREYYYYY

[will641]

rocco - so are the billions of people on this planet that worship another god just fucked or what? i mean, if god created all men to be equal, dont you think he shouldve given them all an equal opportunity to worship him?

another thing: do you support stoning children who mouth off to their parents?

[Thunder]

Take each day as it comes and walk in faith.

blind faith is the crutch for fools.

Hallelujah and amen!

Jesus knew what He had to do, for it was/is written throughout prophecy.

Sounds like a line from a bad heavy metal concept album.

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So why is there so much suffering if god loves us all? Innocents dying every day. Doesn't make sense if someone has our back.

[spoonitnow]

It was the Mormons.

[ProZachNation]

as my insect prof would say god must love beetles because something like 1/5th of all species are beetles.

Yet the only insect that prays is the praying mantis.

using deductive reasoning. Only Praying mantis go to heaven and all other insects go to hell, right?

[badgers]

what is yahweh or whatever you keep saying?