***OFFICIAL What's my play? thread***

[JKDS]

Ive been getting spammed recently by the number 1-503-403-2674. Its apparently an Oregon number, and everytime they call they dont leave a message.

Google is my friend, and i've discovered that its apparently someone who stole a wells fargo computer and is now attempting to scam ppl for their account numbers http://800notes.com/Phone.aspx/1-503-403-2674/2.

My account seems fine, so really I just have some douche calling and trying to scam me. Whats my play?

Im not very creative at all and cant really think of humorous things to say. I need ideas!!!

[a500lbgorilla]

For inspiration http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5z4Vs26-TI

[wufwugy]

show him what happens when you fuck a stranger up the ass

[BankItDrew]

report them to the FBI

[BooG690]

I have a question to ask about something I want to do to a former company of mine...however, I'll let JKDS get more love before I hijack this thread. It's pretty much useless to create two "What's My Play?" thread.

Actually, I wouldn't mind having an ***OFFICIAL What's My Play? Thread***. I would like to formally request this. I like ***OFFICIAL*** threads.

Rilla?

[dranger7070]

God you're such a douche BooG. FFS, not every thread has to be official.

[BooG690]

God you're such a douche BooG. FFS, not every thread has to be official.

OMG YES IT DOES

[JKDS]

+1 it does

[BankItDrew]

I can't decide between checking Facebook again or going to sleep.

What's my play?

[boost]

I can't decide between checking Facebook again or going to sleep.

What's my play?

I have a problem with obsessively checking websites. I normally have at least 3. Right now its fb, ftr, and my email (I get emails about new posts in subscribed threads for this motorcycle forum there). I check these probably 10-30 times a day. Theres pretty much never anything new or interesting(esp on fb), but I just cant help it.

[GatorJH]

I can't decide between checking Facebook again or going to sleep.

What's my play?

porn ldo

[BooG690]

YESSSSSSSSSSSS...

[kingnat]

I can't decide between checking Facebook again or going to sleep.

What's my play?

I have a problem with obsessively checking websites. I normally have at least 3. Right now its fb, ftr, and my email (I get emails about new posts in subscribed threads for this motorcycle forum there). I check these probably 10-30 times a day. Theres pretty much never anything new or interesting(esp on fb), but I just cant help it.

I do this as well... I don't even realize I'm doing it... but i'll mindlessly cycle through them (i have around 5-6).. and I want hours per day, i'm sure.... HALP!

[dranger7070]

LDSKGJLK:gjsgdlk

Lol official threads.

[bigred]

I belong to a few forums on the interwebs. At this one forum, that I assure none of you have been to, they insist on starting things like "official" threads and even worse, "would hit?" threads that are beyond fucking retarded. I'm hoping one of the admins there starts an upgrade and accidentally destroys the whole mess...

Give me my play...

[kiwiMark]

I belong to a few forums on the interwebs. At this one forum, that I assure none of you have been to, they insist on starting things like "official" threads and even worse, "would hit?" threads that are beyond fucking retarded. I'm hoping one of the admins there starts an upgrade and accidentally destroys the whole mess...

Give me my play...

Counter their inanity with inane but entertaining one-liners in as many threads in said forum as you can.

[Warpe]

so bigred you think its ok to call "would hit?" threads "beyond fucking retarded"? cause if so you really have no place in this conversation and can back off right now. I may not want to hit the subject of every "would hit" thread that gets started either but what I am trying to do is let everybody know that you're obviously gay, how can you be against that?