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  1. 09-09-2004 05:02 PM #1
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    Default Oh God this came out ALL wrong!

    I am teaching my friend how to play poker at the moment, starting from scratch.

    Here is a quote from when I was teaching him what it is to have the nuts. I dont think I'll ever live this down!.

    (This was in an MSN Messenger conversation)

    dwarfman1990 says: ya, you have 72s....the flop comes 777

    dwarfman1990 says: and what do you have?

    dwarfman1990 says: BIG JUICY NUTS!

    dwarfman1990 says: and i actually do mean that, you do have big nuts
    Yikes, a word of consolation in this difficult time anyone?
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  2. 09-09-2004 10:18 PM #2
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    Instead of putting your foot in your mouth. You went ahead and got the nuts instead.

    Big Lick
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  3. 09-10-2004 12:59 AM #3
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    Literally LOL to this one.
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  4. 09-10-2004 01:16 AM #4
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    You like big nuts and you cannot lie
    You other brothas can't deny
    That when you flop the nuts with them itty bitty cards
    And a big stack's betting hard
    You get sprung
    Wanna pull up front
    Cuz you notice your rags are live

    Fellas (yeah), fellas (yeah)
    Has that sucka got the nuts? (hell no)
    Well milk it, milk it, milk it, milk it
    Milk your healthy nuts!

    Baby got stacks
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    Quote Originally Posted by Xianti
    You like big nuts and you cannot lie
    You other brothas can't deny
    That when you flop the nuts with them itty bitty cards
    And a big stack's betting hard
    You get sprung
    Wanna pull up front
    Cuz you notice your rags are live

    Fellas (yeah), fellas (yeah)
    Has that sucka got the nuts? (hell no)
    Well milk it, milk it, milk it, milk it
    Milk your healthy nuts!

    Baby got stacks


    Please stop. I'm laughing so hard I'm about to pee.

    Big Lick
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  6. 09-10-2004 01:22 AM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Xianti
    You like big nuts and you cannot lie
    You other brothas can't deny
    That when you flop the nuts with them itty bitty cards
    And a big stack's betting hard
    You get sprung
    Wanna pull up front
    Cuz you notice your rags are live

    Fellas (yeah), fellas (yeah)
    Has that sucka got the nuts? (hell no)
    Well milk it, milk it, milk it, milk it
    Milk your healthy nuts!

    Baby got stacks

    ahahah hilarious. I knew there had to be a better song out there than TAKE ME TO THE RIVER. DROP ME IN THE WATER. cause thats all that ever comes to head.
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  7. 09-10-2004 12:47 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Xianti
    You like big nuts and you cannot lie
    You other brothas can't deny
    That when you flop the nuts with them itty bitty cards
    And a big stack's betting hard
    You get sprung
    Wanna pull up front
    Cuz you notice your rags are live

    Fellas (yeah), fellas (yeah)
    Has that sucka got the nuts? (hell no)
    Well milk it, milk it, milk it, milk it
    Milk your healthy nuts!

    Baby got stacks
    mc gangsta xianti!

    straight outta redondo, boyz!

    xianti - you so crazy!
    i hate what i have become to escape what i hated being...
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  8. 09-10-2004 12:56 PM #8
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    Soon to be released.



    Shortly following
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  9. 09-10-2004 01:00 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by mike4066
    Soon to be released.

    AAaahhahahaha!!


    How did you find this, mike? Have you been visiting the KORT forums?
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  10. 09-10-2004 01:10 PM #10
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    KORT?

    No, It was posted here awhile ago. I was going through some old posts a last week and found it again..
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  11. 09-10-2004 01:15 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by mike4066
    KORT?

    No, It was posted here awhile ago. I was going through some old posts a last week and found it again..
    Oh. I forgot I posted that. That's funny.
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  12. 09-10-2004 01:39 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by Xianti
    You like big nuts and you cannot lie
    You other brothas can't deny
    That when you flop the nuts with them itty bitty cards
    And a big stack's betting hard
    You get sprung
    Wanna pull up front
    Cuz you notice your rags are live

    Fellas (yeah), fellas (yeah)
    Has that sucka got the nuts? (hell no)
    Well milk it, milk it, milk it, milk it
    Milk your healthy nuts!

    Baby got stacks
    This is great stuff.
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  13. 09-10-2004 10:38 PM #13
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    Haha, very funny, Xianti. The pics Mike links to aren't working for me, though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Xianti
    You like big nuts and you cannot lie
    You other brothas can't deny
    That when you flop the nuts with them itty bitty cards
    And a big stack's betting hard
    You get sprung
    Wanna pull up front
    Cuz you notice your rags are live

    Fellas (yeah), fellas (yeah)
    Has that sucka got the nuts? (hell no)
    Well milk it, milk it, milk it, milk it
    Milk your healthy nuts!

    Baby got stacks
    !
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  15. 05-06-2008 12:11 AM #15
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    nice bump
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  18. 05-06-2008 12:43 AM #18
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    Awful bump
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    dwarfman thats pretty gay!!! lol
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