Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
If there were more gabes then gabe's out-there coolness wouldn't be nearly as exotic and exciting thus reducing the importance of each individual gabe, which is not balla.
gabe is the lone exception to the theory of shared ballaness. What happens with gabesons is that each individual gabe enjoys the same amount of balla material as the one before him. The total gabe-ballaness is thus directly proportional to the amount of gabes out there.

Written mathematically:

x = number of gabes
b = ballaness per
t = total ballinness

For gabe:

T = infinite = XB

For the rest of us:

T = XB